ΛaronA. retweeted
Malik Beasley will enter a guilty plea for GAMBLING on Dec. 9
Here he is going coast-to-coast with 5 seconds left like his LIFE DEPENDED ON IT just to cut the lead from 9 to 7. 😭
The spread was +8.5
ΛaronA. retweeted
Aaron Hernandez in heaven realizing he’d be on the Chiefs rn if he didn’t kill himself
ΛaronA. retweeted
Chiefs massage therapist: “is the pain more in your upper or lower back?”
Justin Tucker:
ΛaronA. retweeted
lol
Clay Travis claims The Cheesecake Factory was a childhood luxury. Except it didn't open in Nashville until he was 26.
@Timodc and @PabloTorre investigate the curious case of his restaurant nostalgia:
“We are now swift boating Clay Travis for Cheesecake Factory stolen valor.”
ΛaronA. retweeted
"By the end, Charlie Kirk was leaning to the left. He lost the gun debate, by a long shot!" - Pulitzer Prize-winning poetry
ΛaronA. retweeted
Jay Z justified choosing Kendrick bc he was having a “monster year”…but while Drake is having the hottest year, he chooses himself: a washed up boomer rapper who hasn’t had a hit in nearly 15 years.
But I’m supposed to believe it wasn’t personal…lol
ΛaronA. retweeted
I hope this black man has the best days of his life every day, I hope every lottery ticket he scratches gives him millions, I hope he always served the grandest meals, his health insurance premium is low and his gas tank is always full. I hope joy seeks him out at every given turn.
