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Die young leave a beautiful corpse 🙂 Super man ain't saving shitt

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined June 2022
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me liking tweets that contradict each other
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Hate us kabisa,eh sinanga fare akiz
mann I hate poor ladies wdym huna fare...
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The universe getting me whatever I want
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what could rema and taylor swift possibly be singing about
🚨🚨🚨 Rema has officially released the tracklist to his upcoming album EMB to be released next week friday🪽✨
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Women with present fathers ni shida tena? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My dad told us…..then dad….you know my dad….my dad said…my dad feels, my dad was like....My dad thinks....My dad took me aside....my dad...my dad....my dad
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jidishi btw😭
“Be a good boy for mommy” With your small breasts?😂
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Insanity! Type of things that make men think when the rest of us say leave us alone or we are not interested it translates to try harder
If I block you(man),I expect you to get a new no. or whatever to get to me
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not to brag but what a time to be childless
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Hio ni mvua
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Love seeing a man’s crash out 😂😂 Like:
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While you are happy to receive money from a third world country. This is the state of health in here. I haven't talked about the lecturers strike
Bayern will receive €5m for the trip to Nairobi, Kenya to play a friendly against Ajax on January 5th. Vincent Kompany approved the trip, which was then handled by Marketing and sales director Rouven Kasper. 'For that kind of money, you have to do it', it was said at Säbener Straße [@mano_bonke]
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being the naked neighbor is actually an important part of my gender expression
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you could have no weed or no balcony
is smoking alone in your balcony as low as it can get or does it get worse
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2M young Kenyans between 18 and 24 are not registered voters. Tomorrow we are having a #Tukoakadi mass voter registration at Anniversary Towers from 8:00 AM. Share this video with them. Help me repost/share/quote. Let's mobilise.
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My mom: Where have you been? Your dad is absolutely furious... My dad:
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Imagine your kids are starving with no clothes, and as a father you buy a 65-inch TV so they can watch Cocomelon in HD. That's exactly what this government is doing.
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Watu wa clean money tutamalizwa na year end fatigue mamae
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Los conciertos te hacen darte cuenta de lo hermoso que es estar vivo.
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Mnajua how shitty the health care system in this country is kweli??? Ama ni till it hits home ndio mtakua concerned on an individual level?
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