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i like reality shows! | the wokest person you know

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Joined March 2026
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dancing with the vaguely familiar
The official cast of Dancing with the Stars season 35, premiering Sept. 15 on ABC, Hulu and Disney+ kicking off a two-night premiere event. #DWTS
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austin retweeted
under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
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depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls and when the fog start to lift you gotta do a whole fuckin apology tour. thats shit is crazy
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Honey you’re from Texas. It’s a blue state now. If you don’t like it, move to a red state.
I don't get voting Blue in a red state, if you like democrat policies so much, move to a blue state.
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JD Vance: we only lost because of literally everything we did.
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he had that shit saved as a text verification code #!!!! — i— man it’s wicked out here lmfaoooo
Go through your Man’s phone today 🧏🏽‍♀️🫵🏾
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🚨 BREAKING: Democrats have officially FLIPPED the Texas State Board of Education. Bibles will no longer be forced inside classrooms.
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I'll say it again. STOP USING THE R SLUR.
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“It’s their job to clean up”
what is a subtle sign someone isn't a good person?
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I will never forgive AI for taking away the 4 pointed little sparkle from me. Fuck you.
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Mind you all of this is just from season 1 alone😭😭😭 #AbbottElementary
pra mim um dos melhores diálogos de série dos últimos tempos é - hiiii - bet you are
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i had a threesome with 2 bi guys and they didn’t touch each other bc they weren’t each others type #wastingmytime
imagining a threesome with 2 bisexual boys omg
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🚨 HUGE: Democrats have officially ended Virginia’s ban on same-sex marriage.
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joseph zada i need you to LOCK IN like mckenna right now....
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some of the worst ppl you know are dropping the biggest woke bombs in u.s. history rn
Gavin Newsom has spared the lives of all 548 prisoners on California’s death row. It is the largest mass commutation of death sentences in modern U.S. history.
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We're digging up Charlie Kirk and embalming him in gender fluid
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Conservatives still think voting works like Splatoon
Kathy Hochul “won” New York.
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Kandi Burruss has been nominated for the 2027 Songwriters Hall of Fame.
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this will sound mean but PLEASE get over things faster. You don’t want to waste your good years being angry, bitter, and sad.
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This diva #bb28
Joey Van Pelt has responded to her becoming a face for the blue wave
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Conservatives on suicide watch rn
The 2026 midterms in one picture.
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