I'm just 'zis booster-vaxed guy; you know? RTs not Endorsements; Favorites often just bookmarks. I write joke news; if your stock tanks, it's not my fault.
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Hey, @ClaussenPickles? Is there a garlic shortage?
You appear to have discontinued -- or sharply limited, geographically -- your Hearty Garlic flavor slices. Wzup?
[ There's a whole reddit thread on this; it's not just One Guy... ]
(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
We have not only lost an acting icon, we have lost a man of wisdom and integrity.
(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
The Republican Party of Florida is suing to stop you from seeing this ad. They threatened TV stations with criminal charges for running it. We’re not taking it down.
We will make this as clear as possible to all Floridians: James Uthmeier and Ashley Moody stole $10 million from sick kids.
You know what, @CapitalOne?
Your ads are great, but your customer service {scatalogical epithet}.
I don't know why I can't add @PinellasUTL as a bill-payee, cause you don't like the account number they say's valid, but I'm never gonna find out, cause your VRU won't let me.
Hey, @DukeEnergy? It is *goofball* for you to be security-happy about talking to me about budget billing, and simultaneously "authenticate" me in your IVR *by reading to ME the numbers in my street address*.
Go to your quarters.
Send me your sword.
Hoping @joekennedy and the rest of the adult-Kennedy text chain are keeping a weather eye out at the KenCen, so when the demolition crews show up, they can all go Arthur Dent around the building to prevent it.
SO... I wonder if the actual @R0BERTDENlR0 (not the parody) is going to sue over *this*, which seems actual defamation, even by Public Figure standards -- defaming a famous left actor seems outside the perimeter of the presidency...
Hey, Internet? We did it!
[ No truth to the sidebar its call letters will be DDD, a joke Dolly would likely have enjoyed ]
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You know what, @UPS?
I am glad that I cost you $35-60 to take my tracking phone call in which you told me, essentially, that you couldn't tell me anything and wouldn't go find out.
Hope you get 1000 more of those every day.
#Procedures #CostOfSales
And everyone except me knew it would cross-deck to USPS for the last mile, losing another day it didn't have to lose.
@eBay? It is well past time for you to bake BUYER shipping choices into the auctions; I'm pretty tired of being at the mercy of sellers making stupid picks.
Hilariously, @UPS listened, but I have two replies here from *people pretending to be UPS*, which they should look into... and the package is (finally) moving.
Sure hope the work crew are issued body armor.
The Kennedy Center board voted on Thursday to inscribe President Trump’s name on its building, aggressively testing a federal judge’s order to remove it, according to two people with direct knowledge of the proceedings. nyti.ms/45mzwzY
ALT The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. A headline reads: "Kennedy Center Board Decides to Inscribe Trump’s Name on Building." Photo by Rahmat Gul/Associated Press
PS: Do *not* bother to try to save this one here, unless whomever is on the pointy end is willing to *telephone* the PA 'access point', and ask if the package is physically in someone's hands.
Somewhat of a shame that @blockbuster has gone silent. I miss those Friday nights with @dominos and @BarqsOfficial ...
@TheRealSpaf Sadly, I jumped to Bluesky, not Mastodon, but perhaps the noise level's down enough you'll see this..
I quite liked your obit for PGN, though it's sad you had to write it. I gather that the path was quick enough that Peter had other things to deal with than RISKS...
I've just been told that Big Pharma has been, potentially, playing fast and loose with asthma inhaler patents--this is a longstanding problem--by filing new patents *based on the packaging*, and then claiming that the *medication* is protected for another 17 years.
Thoughts?