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(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
We have not only lost an acting icon, we have lost a man of wisdom and integrity.
(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
The Republican Party of Florida is suing to stop you from seeing this ad. They threatened TV stations with criminal charges for running it. We’re not taking it down.
We will make this as clear as possible to all Floridians: James Uthmeier and Ashley Moody stole $10 million from sick kids.
(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
TWEEPS: trump runs the House, Senate, and White House. This 15-day shutdown? All him, blocking Dems fighting for jobs and programs.
Can we get 1,000 RTs and replies with #TrumpsShutdownDragsOn to trend it?
Please and thank you! 🙏 💪🏽
(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
“My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?”
- Reporter
“I think very good. And by the way, you see all the trucks? They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House.”
- Donald Trump
(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
I WILL BE INTRODUCING THE MELISSA HORTMAN/CHARLIE KIRK GUN
SAFETY ACT TO MANDATE FEDERAL BACKGROUND CHECKS TO PURCHASE A FIREARM! WE ALSO NEED RED FLAG LAWS, MORE PENALTIES FOR POLITICAL VIOLENCE, AND MORE FUNDING FOR MENTAL HEALTH PROGRAMS! TOO MANY LIVES HAVE BEEN LOST!
(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
Trump says that if he loses the tariff case in the Supreme Court, the U.S. will be forced to return trillions of dollars to foreign nations.
The only problem is that foreign countries don’t pay the tariffs. Americans do.
(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
Here is an image of Donald Trump at the US Open yesterday, where he appears to have a small round blue pill in his mouth. I have verified the image and it is legitimate.
On a completely unrelated note, here is what a 10mg Adderall and a Viagra look like:
(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
Here is an example of Trump having a little fight with his wife at home:
(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
I am sorry to hear this for Senator Nutt. I also suspect that COVID brain damage is impacting many of our elected officials at all levels of government.
South Carolina Republican Senator Roger Nutt announced his resignation after seeking medical care for LongCOVID and then receiving a diagnosis for Alzheimer’s Disease.
ALT POLITICS SC Senator resigns citing medical diagnosis - Roger Nutt represented Spartanburg County Author: WLTX Published: 2:31 PM EDT August 11, 2025 Updated: 2:31 PM EDT August 11, 2025 COLUMBIA, S.C. — A South Carolina Republican Senator has announced his resignation after receiving a medical diagnosis.
(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
17 million people just lost healthcare.
18 million children just lost school lunches.
3 million people just lost food assistance and will now go hungry.
Christians like @DBrodyReports: "pretty incredible feat."
Jesus wept.
What an accomplishment. President Trump is basically Tom Brady. Speaker Mike Johnson is basically Walter Payton. They pulled it off. Pretty incredible feat. Happy Independence Day America. 🇺🇸 @SpeakerJohnson @realDonaldTrump
(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
🚨🚨🚨 The @GOP is aiming for a final Senate vote with the next 20 hours!
TELL YOUR FRIENDS WHO AREN'T PAYING ATTENTION what's at stake:
THEY ARE GUTTING MEDICAID
Tell anyone who will listen.
The Capitol switchboard operates 24/7!
Make them more fearful of constituents than the WH.
It affects EVERYONE!
(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
Cassidy said RFK Jr. committed to him he would retain ACIP before voting to confirm him in February:
“If confirmed, he will maintain the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices without changes.”
RFK Jr has fired all 17 members of CDC’s Advisory Committee for Immunization Practices. The US now has no CDC director and no ACIP. Control of US vaccines is concentrated in the office of an HHS Sec who doesn’t believe any vaccine is safe and effective. wsj.com/opinion/rfk-jr-hhs-m…
(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
BREAKING: Karoline Leavitt just stood at the White House Press podium and said that Trump’s big, beautiful bill will not add to the deficit. Watch this video of Congressman Tom Suozzi exposing that lie.
(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
BREAKING: General Mark Milley delivered one of the finest speeches in American history. “We don't take an oath to a wannabe dictator. We take an oath to the Constitution, and we're willing to die to protect it.” This is a must watch.
(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth retweeted
Ripping health care from millions of Americans to make billionaires richer is sinful.
Republicans think they can pray on Sunday and prey on the most vulnerable in the dark of night Thursday — without people knowing. People will know — and Republicans will lose the House.
