Burnett's: You'll regret it. (Not affiliated with Heaven Hill Distilleries Inc. or Burnett's Vodka)
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It is clinically proven that Burnett’s can absolutely delete the coronavirus from your body
Imagine grabbing a bottle of Burnett’s, linking with your best friends, and pretending it’s 2012 again. What’s stopping you? You’re an “adult” ? with a “stable income”?
One little nostalgic blackout on a Friday night won’t hurt ;)
The last time I heard all of those songs in a row, I was drinking Burnett’s out of a water bottle in my friend’s basement #PepsiHalftime
You already KNOW we’re down for a blackout.
Listen, learn, support, donate, and be there for those who need it. Black lives matter.
Burnett’s: for the moments you’ll never remember with the friends you’ll never forget
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I’ve snuck an entire bottle of vodka into a movie theatre, how they gunna somehow find coronavirus?
Theaters Prepare to Reopen with TSA-Style Check-in, Temperature Screenings, and Plexiglass bit.ly/3fctOFC
Honestly, we would love to make a spiked seltzer, but fitting that much drunk regret into a single can is proving to be a challenge
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How old am I??? Remember Burnett’s?? College Freshman out here drinking White Claws but will never understand the burn of taking a pull of $10 Burnett’s in some random frat house with probably a Hoodie Allen song playing in the background.
Thats how old I am.
My brother got me a bottle of raspberry Burnett’s as a joke gift last night... anyway I’m currently throwing up in my parent’s bathroom
