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Getting his flaccid penis tattooed on me as a symbol of how our love grows for each other all the time
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Found out the cute barista’s shift ends at 9 and showed up with flowers to surprise her. After her eyes did a thing I’d only ever seen on deer, I watched as she backed across the parking lot with keys clenched between the knuckles of her shaking fist. Ball is in her court now.
Girl that got hired yesterday with "4 years experience" just said it doesn't make any sense to ask if someone wants another round until their drink is empty
I feel like such a dirty little secret when someone follows me back on their alts but not their main
If you're ever bored and feel like getting your feelings hurt just ask grok to analyze your personality based off your posts and interactions 😒 that nigga ate me tf UP



































