@andyryan1945

Code Name: Duchess | “If I stop drinking all at once, I’m afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.” | Formerly a Big D@ddy

 Hazzard County
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Joined October 2023
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@andyryan1945Aug 15
The Fear
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LA\/ENDER
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"These games aren't for you anymore, if you don't like it don't buy it" "Ok" *Several long standing studios collapse*
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soup🕷️
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“lemme slip into something more comfortable” enters psychosis
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ely 🔆 💞 🪐@ASTEROIDNlGHTS23h
I like the arm implants in cyberpunk, but the gorilla arms really leave much to be desired. if they were so gorilla I feel like they’d be furrier… maybe adorned in a white and silver color scheme… and along with making you strong… it gave you some sort of tesla cannon…
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I’m emotionally constipated
HowlingMutant
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I may be a physical coward. But Ive quietly lived a more adventurous emotional life than any of you “chads” could dream of
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Legendary pull
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CΛPRI☆@adraisgoatedOct 26
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Rob DenBleyker@RobDenBleyker22h
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Vincent 🇻🇦
@TheMagniSoul16h
She rapes me She rapes me not She rapes me She rapes me not She rapes me
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pojo@po_jo_rn17h
punk2
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Country roads…
Marzanna Curze@MrsKonradCurzeOct 26
You know the economy is bad when even Mothman needs a second job.
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Crispy🍎@NotHalfGood19h
Choombata I’m gonna keep it an eddy with you. Daddy is gonked off the sauce
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If you saw how I clean yogurt off the foil lid, you’d stop playing hard-to-get.
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Lady Sunnyy@LSunnyy17h
I know most ppl might not care & continue scrolling but 😟 maybe check out my GoFundMe and/or copy/paste & re-tweet it? 😔 Thank you kindly 🙏 gofundme.com/f/help-family-a…

Donate to Help Me After Losing My Dad — Funeral & Final Expenses, organized by Sunny Sunshine

UPDATE — October, 17th 2026 On Monday, August 24th, 2026, I … Sunny Sunshine needs your support for Help Me After Losing My Dad — Funeral & Final Expenses

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Asocial lurker@asociallurker23h
The chuds yearn for the foids
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HowlingImposter@HowlingMutantO18h
Resisting the temptation to comment on one of my posts with 16 likes that "wow this is blowing up. Make sure to follow me if xyz"
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Send ass b4 it’s too late
Crispy🍎@NotHalfGood18h
We have AI capable of escaping virtual machines. We’re months away from an IRL Cynosure
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Paul Tassi
@PaulTassiOct 26
10 Things I Wish I Knew When I Started ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ (Update 2.5 Edition) via @forbes forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2…
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Please
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Neil Renic@NC_RenicOct 26
Don’t let imposter syndrome define you. Embrace actual incompetence.
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merton ♨️@mertonesqueOct 25
"hardcore porn" implies the existence of "post-porn", "ska-porn", and "anarcho-porn", among others
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