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Hi Sisters

New Jersey, USA
Joined August 2012
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I’m not quiet or shy, I just don’t fuck with you
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a Dr Pepper a day keeps the existential dread mildly at bay
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Any Senator supporting the weaponization of the DOJ to prosecute Jerome Powell for political reasons should be removed from their office immediately.
I am criminally referring Jerome Powell to the DOJ to investigate perjury regarding his crazy $2.5BN building.
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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 President Trump officially pardons Silk Road founder Ross Ulbricht.
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Me: “don’t worry officer it’s medicinal” Officer: “Sir that’s a open bottle of Tito’s” *lunges for the officers service weapon*
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A new video of Scottie Scheffler’s arrest has been released
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press release attached
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It’s apparently news worthy when celebrities choose to do something normal people have to do.
David Beckham wiped away a tear as he paid his respects to the Queen after queueing for 13 hours. Beckham slowly bowed his head and stared at the floor as he viewed the Queen's coffin. Read more here: trib.al/KxqbL4L
Change the way endowments are taxed for colleges and universities. Endowments are not required to pay capital gains tax. Makes no sense that the excise tax on Endowments is only 1.4%. Make the rich pay their fair share.
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Student debt should not be forgiven.
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I have nightmares that a plastic bag and a plastic straw is going to strangle me to death. They are both the Devil! #environment #plasticban #plasticfree #savetheplanet #reusereducerecycle #biodegradable #GreenNewDeal
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Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in
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I admit it. You guys are right. I am #Satoshi. Not only am I HODLing billions worth of #Bitcoin, but I'm still buying. That's why I constantly bash Bitcoin. I'm hoping weak hands will sell so I can buy more. My goal is to own all 21 million so I can have the moon all to myself!
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Colton retweeted
🔥A #Ukrainian Air Force MiG-29 shoots down a #Russian Air Force Su-35 fighter
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MicroStrategy has purchased an additional 7,002 bitcoins for ~$414.4 million in cash at an average price of ~$59,187 per #bitcoin. As of 11/29/21 we #hodl ~121,044 bitcoins acquired for ~$3.57 billion at an average price of ~$29,534 per bitcoin. $MSTR microstrategy.com/en/investo…
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Replying to @SenSanders
I keep forgetting that you’re still alive
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The 23 flavors of Dr Pepper never go offline.
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Kinda feel like we should wait until the vaccines are FDA approved before you’re forced to get them.
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I never thought Ted Cruz would be my hero
ICYMI, @SenTedCruz gave a great speech yesterday about the problems with regulating #cryptocurrecy in the infrastructure legislation. Government should not be regulating technology it doesn't understand. #Bitcoin