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Colton

@_ColtonMiller

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 New Jersey, USA
Joined August 2012
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a Dr Pepper a day keeps the existential dread mildly at bay
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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 President Trump officially pardons Silk Road founder Ross Ulbricht.
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Me: “don’t worry officer it’s medicinal” Officer: “Sir that’s a open bottle of Tito’s” *lunges for the officers service weapon*
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A new video of Scottie Scheffler’s arrest has been released
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press release attached
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I have nightmares that a plastic bag and a plastic straw is going to strangle me to death. They are both the Devil! #environment #plasticban #plasticfree #savetheplanet #reusereducerecycle #biodegradable #GreenNewDeal
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Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in
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I admit it. You guys are right. I am #Satoshi. Not only am I HODLing billions worth of #Bitcoin, but I'm still buying. That's why I constantly bash Bitcoin. I'm hoping weak hands will sell so I can buy more. My goal is to own all 21 million so I can have the moon all to myself!
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@nexta_tv25 Feb 2022
🔥A #Ukrainian Air Force MiG-29 shoots down a #Russian Air Force Su-35 fighter
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MicroStrategy has purchased an additional 7,002 bitcoins for ~$414.4 million in cash at an average price of ~$59,187 per #bitcoin. As of 11/29/21 we #hodl ~121,044 bitcoins acquired for ~$3.57 billion at an average price of ~$29,534 per bitcoin. $MSTR microstrategy.com/en/investo…
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Replying to @SenSanders
I keep forgetting that you’re still alive
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The 23 flavors of Dr Pepper never go offline.
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taco bell put their whole dick and balls into the creation of the baja blast
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Danny Green was getting heckled in an arena limited to friends and family only lol
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.@fishfearmee24 Dec 2020
i hope hotmeat89 had a great 2020
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Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!
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This is it. This is the best tik tok on the whole app.
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@NBA2K5 Sep 2020
2K21 shooting hotfix will hit tomorrow 9/6 for Rookie, Pro, and All-Star difficulty levels 🔋 Shooting stays the same on higher difficulties and Neighborhood 🌴 Hope this helps the newcomers. Keep the feedback coming! 🙏
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The Philadelphia 76ers fired coach Brett Brown, sources tell ESPN.
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I’m going to give 10 random people who retweet this tweet $10,000 EACH! You must be following @Pulte and me so we can dm you if you win $10,000! Ends in 72 hours, will show proof ❤️
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