@_Craton

COYG

 Papua New Guinea
Joined May 2010
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Benzo🦈@_BenzoW18h
We’re going to raise our kids at Munyaka & Polofields hey… 😭
Oupa Pilane@oupapilane21h
The sad truth is that to be able to afford a R3million 3 bedroom house in SA - you need to have R1 millioncash for deposits, transfer costs, lawyers fees and every things that comes with pre-payments before the property can be registered in your name - and 22k monthly payments
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This is rubbish - they want to gate keep and continue eating. There’s so many generations of younger people who need jobs etc.
Times LIVE
@TimesLIVEOct 25
Eskom chair Mteto Nyati says South Africa should rethink retirement age, arguing that the country risks losing valuable experience and knowledge by sidelining older professionals. Watch the full interview: youtu.be/giULMn6Gfls
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I’d never change a woman or how she dresses, she just woulda been in a different category
LoneChild 🦍
@LoneChildMJBOct 23
If you man lets you go out with your butt cheeks out he doesn't like or love you at all. He’s just physically and sexually attracted to you and he wants people to see what he’s eating.
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This doesn’t exist
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@ReleGloOct 25
An ideal and healthy household is where the wife earns R15k–R25k, while the husband earns R50k–R75k or more. Living in a fenced three-bedroom house with a garage, raising two kids who speak English, and owning two cars a BMW and Toyota Bakkie. Both working Monday to Friday, with no late shifts, overtime, or night shifts. Always home by 5 pm, making time for the kids’ school activities and spending weekends together as a family. Now that’s what you call a clean, peaceful life without unnecessary stress. ❤️👊🏽
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It’s an unattainable dream for most tbh and that sucks.
Oupa Pilane@oupapilane21h
The sad truth is that to be able to afford a R3million 3 bedroom house in SA - you need to have R1 millioncash for deposits, transfer costs, lawyers fees and every things that comes with pre-payments before the property can be registered in your name - and 22k monthly payments
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Craton retweeted
Oupa Pilane@oupapilane21h
The sad truth is that to be able to afford a R3million 3 bedroom house in SA - you need to have R1 millioncash for deposits, transfer costs, lawyers fees and every things that comes with pre-payments before the property can be registered in your name - and 22k monthly payments
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Why do people, of whatever age, have to grow out of it? I don’t get it.
jadeee 🇵🇸 #NBAChamps@punkinomenon23h
No disrespect to anyone, but I don’t really get how people don’t just grow out of this stuff. When I was 8-15 my life REVOLVED around Marvel, Star Wars & Harry Potter. But I grew up. At some point, you just grow out of this stuff
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Lula da Silva winning was not on my bingo card.
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Whoah!! The Serbian Student List is projected to win a parliamentary majority 😳. Now that’s called change.
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F1 races feel like they could just be emails nowadays
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Another work week. 🙄
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Craton retweeted
ollie@olliefirth_17h
I think above all, out of all insufferable football fans in the world its @LibanLDN's skull id like to cave in the most, egregiously unlikeable
Zidane@zidaneftbl19h
Clips like this make me wish nothing but the worst for United 😂😂😂
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VSC fucked Lewis for 3rd
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This would be peak circus. I’m here for it.
TMZ
@TMZ19h
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

tmz.com
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F1 is just a horrible watch these days.
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Those generals fell and we are suddenly seeing major drug busts. Can’t be a coincidence
Yusuf Abramjee
@Abramjee23h
ANOTHER MAJOR DRUG BUST: More than R200-million worth of raw cocaine seized at OR Tambo International Airport. The drugs arrived on a flight from São Paulo, Brazil…Another major bust amid a string of drug seizures at the airport in recent months.
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Will be an interesting rate between Verstappen and Kimi.
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What’s this about!
The Hormuz Letter
@HormuzLetter22h
BREAKING: Pentagon prepares every major US military base to operate for at least 90 days without outside electricity, fuel, water or supplies, anticipating a major war that could cripple power grids, break global supply chains and threaten critical infrastructure on US soil, per Fox News. The plans include portable nuclear reactors, large-scale battery storage and microgrids able to disconnect installations from the civilian electrical grid entirely.
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He can’t be that….i don’t know the word…can he?
Slatt♱
@SlatDontMissOct 25
Kai Cenat was in disbelief to find out Samsung had foldable phones years before Apple after meeting someone in Japan 😭😭
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