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DoDGeR- retweeted
SOLO Vaults will list new tokens in two phases. The tokenized option contracts are fully ownerless and permissionless peer to peer technology, but at launch we can add several tickers ourselves.
If you are a team building on Robinhood Chain and want your token in our initial SOLO Vaults listings on StonkBrokers, reach out this week. After that, new listings will go through a Dutch auction in $STONKBROKER. A SOLO Vaults listing gives your token instant access to peer to peer leverage trading, plus single sided staking and yield for its liquidity providers.
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Here's how SOLO Options Vaults work, start to finish. You stake a token like $STONKBROKER into a vault and choose the price you would be happy to sell at, for example 2x or 3x of today's price, one week or one month. Traders pay you a premium up front for the right to buy your tokens at that price based on the volatility index of that token. When the epoch ends below your price, you keep your tokens and you keep the premium. When it ends above, the trader's profit comes out of your tokens and you keep the rest plus the premium, so it works like selling at the price you already said you wanted.
Traders get a tokenized options contract coin for every option they buy. It's a normal ERC-20 token they can hold, LP, send or trade during the round. At expiry the coin is burned to settle, and if the price finished above the strike, the holder claims their profit from the vault.
Swaps for buying in and cashing out run through Uniswap and the Mancer aggregator.
Leverage trading without liquidations.
All fees for listings and trading on SOLO vaults automatically route to a smart contract which anyone can call at any time to swap the tokens inside to $STONKBROKER and send the $STONKBROKER tokens to the burn wallet.
If you'd like your token listed in SOLO vaults without going through the Dutch Auction or $STONKBROKER voting process for instant single sided staking and lev trading on your token reach out to me directly before the end of the week via the Stonkbroker discord.
SOLO Vaults will list new tokens in two phases. The tokenized option contracts are fully ownerless and permissionless peer to peer technology, but at launch we can add several tickers ourselves.
If you are a team building on Robinhood Chain and want your token in our initial SOLO Vaults listings on StonkBrokers, reach out this week. After that, new listings will go through a Dutch auction in $STONKBROKER. A SOLO Vaults listing gives your token instant access to peer to peer leverage trading, plus single sided staking and yield for its liquidity providers.
DoDGeR- retweeted
Picture in Picture mode is now live on Clutch TV for iOS, Android and PC.
Keep watching your favorite streams while you trade on your favorite apps at the same time.
Why did we build Clutch TV? We believe there is a major educational and social gap we need to bridge to make onchain participation more fun and human.
The creators on Clutch TV will build that bridge of understanding around tokenization and global ownership through stock tokens. They will also help users explore the new primitives we launch on Robinhood Chain for stock token yield and trading strategies.
Build apps people want to use.
Clock in at stonkbrokers.io/tv
DoDGeR- retweeted
In theory, if Robinhood Chain stock tokens eventually carry voting rights in the companies they represent, depending on how those rights are structured onchain, an entirely new yield opportunity could emerge.
Users could delegate their voting power to smart contracts, creating decentralized markets where third parties pay incentives to influence how those votes are cast.
Essentially, an onchain voting marketplace where stock token holders can earn additional yield by monetizing their governance rights.
Of course, this would depend on the legal structure of tokenized equities and applicable securities regulations, but the potential is fascinating.
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Just a heads up, guys. If any sexy spies from Australia, New Zealand, China, Russia, Japan, Ukraine, Germany, America, Canada, Mexico (insert literally every other nation on planet Earth here) are sent to seduce me into revealing classified information…
I will do my best to resist, but I make absolutely no promises. Something about spies makes the sexy even sexier.
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I wanted to build Clutch TV because I believe we as an onchain crypto sector should own and craft our own narrative.
Clutch TV uses a Friend.tech-inspired pass system where creators can issue tradable, liquid NFT passes on Robinhood Chain that unlock exclusive content and private chats.
Naturally, when a popular streamer launches a channel, users may rush to purchase passes early, speculating that demand for access will increase as the channel grows. As more people want access, the market price of those passes can rise, allowing early holders to sell at a profit while creators earn royalties from secondary trading.
Starting next week, I’ll be streaming weekly on my own channel, The Simple Show, bringing on some of the people I find most interesting in blockchain, A.I and Tech.
I’ll also lead with an educational segment on onchain DeFi options and perps trading as we manage our weekly Book through Mancer.
This creates an opportunity for both creators and their audiences to benefit financially from growing a channel, although pass prices can also fall as demand changes.
Clutch TV is officially LIVE, and I’m proud of what we’ve built on Robinhood Chain.
Clock in. Hoods up. 🎥
Clutch TV is live on Robinhood Chain, and it is the next generation of content creation.
Every streamer opens a channel, and channels are free to open for the next 30 days. You go live once from OBS or StreamYard and your stream plays on Clutch TV, X and YouTube at the same time.
Every channel has its own passes. Fans buy a pass in ETH, and they can sell it back with one click whenever they want with ladder based pricing. The streamer earns a royalty on every pass that is bought or sold. Holding a pass unlocks the channel's alpha chat, and pass holders show up in gold in the chat so everyone knows who backs the stream.
Fans can tip in stock tokens like NVDA, TSLA and GME, or in Robinhood Chain tokens including ETH, $STONKBROKER, $PONS, $CASHCAT and $HOOKR. Every tip shows up in chat with the token logo and the amount, rains the token logo across the video, and plays a sound for everyone watching.
Streamers set their own cover image and profile picture, and every stream page shows how long the streamer has been live. Channels can also launch their own token through the Anvil AMM with an anti snipe guaranteed bond.
A 2.5% protocol fee applies to passes and tips. 50% of protocol fees buy back and burn $STONKBROKER, and anyone can trigger the buyback.
DoDGeR- retweeted
Clutch TV is live on Robinhood Chain, and it is the next generation of content creation.
Every streamer opens a channel, and channels are free to open for the next 30 days. You go live once from OBS or StreamYard and your stream plays on Clutch TV, X and YouTube at the same time.
Every channel has its own passes. Fans buy a pass in ETH, and they can sell it back with one click whenever they want with ladder based pricing. The streamer earns a royalty on every pass that is bought or sold. Holding a pass unlocks the channel's alpha chat, and pass holders show up in gold in the chat so everyone knows who backs the stream.
Fans can tip in stock tokens like NVDA, TSLA and GME, or in Robinhood Chain tokens including ETH, $STONKBROKER, $PONS, $CASHCAT and $HOOKR. Every tip shows up in chat with the token logo and the amount, rains the token logo across the video, and plays a sound for everyone watching.
Streamers set their own cover image and profile picture, and every stream page shows how long the streamer has been live. Channels can also launch their own token through the Anvil AMM with an anti snipe guaranteed bond.
A 2.5% protocol fee applies to passes and tips. 50% of protocol fees buy back and burn $STONKBROKER, and anyone can trigger the buyback.
DoDGeR- retweeted
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The Mountain is growing. 🌄
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DoDGeR- retweeted
Applications for the Barn Sale are now open.
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DoDGeR- retweeted
This is how we fix social trading.
Instead of people getting paid to call out low-cap tokens they have no investment in, we tokenize traders, their strategies, and their performance, allowing their communities to invest in their process directly.
And the best part? Books Social Capital Markets are built to integrate with and create an entirely new financial layer for apps like FOMO, GMGN, and Pump.fun, not compete with them.
So far, so good on my Mancer Book, MAXLEVERAGE, running in Machi Mode (perps powered by Lighter).
After just one day of trading perpetual futures, all holders of my Book are up 10%, despite difficult market conditions for opening crypto positions.
I’m watching the Asian market open, with a 5x long on Quantum Computing stocks already in play.
We’re tokenizing traders on Robinhood Chain and giving them access to perpetual futures through Lighter.
What makes this particularly powerful is the ability to go both long and short. During bearish market conditions, traders can hedge their exposure and potentially generate positive returns even while the broader market declines.
12 more days of trading to go. 🫡
I challenge all top traders in the space to create a spot or perps book and proof their worth.
Clock in. Hoods up. Robinhood Chain.
talk the talk and walk the walk, I just created my own Machi Mode book, i'm for sure a superior options trader than I am perps trader however I believe I can cook here and show how well this product can work, if you want to invest in my perps trading skills and try the newest product by Stonkbrokers x Mancer head to :
mancer.xyz/books/0xeef152db8…
Will be using 5-10x lev at most and I will trade daily.
my book $maxlev graduates at 25k marketcap and ill be trading lighter perps on $SPCX $NVDA $QCOM $HYPE $LIT $CASHCAT $PONS $AI $ETH $BTC $NEAR and $AMZN, anyone who buys into my book gets 80% of the profits created by the book via my trading execution.
my spot book ended up 1.5% after 7 days (in a real tough market)
Wish me luck!
DoDGeR- retweeted
Day 110 since Stonkbroker went live.
We never stop shipping.
We never quit.
Robinhood Chain.
Clock In.
DoDGeR- retweeted
We need more killer apps and tangible use cases for Stock Tokens on Robinhood chain to continue forward as the industry leader.
Naturally, I believe perpetual futures trading on stock tokens via platforms like Lighter and Hyperliquid, particularly once accessible within the United States, will be a major unlock for trading volume, liquidity, and volatility across the board.
My goal is to continue pushing down this pathway and exploring the limits of DeFi-based options trading for blockchain assets this process will also unlock deep yield for onchain stock tokens on Robinhood.
I understand that options come with a steeper learning curve for the current onchain audience. That’s exactly why, starting next week, I’ll be hosting my own weekly stream on Clutch TV.
I’ll be bringing on guests, but more importantly, I’ll be building $stonkbroker in public.
You’ll get to watch my development process for Storm and SOLO options vaults on Robinhood Chain in real time, alongside me actively trading options through existing DeFi platforms and perpetual futures through the Books protocol on Lighter, powered by Robinhood Chain.
Welcome to The Simple Show.
With the launch of Machi Mode yesterday, I’ve already opened several positions through my Books. Most notably, today I opened 5x leveraged long perpetual futures positions on $HYPE, $LIT, and $QUBT.
I believe all three assets have significant upside potential in the short and long term.
Clock in. Hoods up.
Robinhood Chain.
this is the 30 days top floor price on @opensea.
If we check the supply, the only collections with higher floor than StonkBrokers @ClutchMarkets are @cryptopunks, the fcking kings of nfts @BoredApeYC and @Hypurr.
i say it again - we.are.not.bullish.enough for @OxSimpleFarmer StonkBrokers eco running on @RobinhoodCrypto
DoDGeR- retweeted
Another huge execution for the Stonkbrokers ecosystem with Mancer. Now plugging into Lighter.
Check this out.
Appropriately named (Machi Mode) is officially LIVE on Books where we tokenize traders, powered by Lighter.
Here’s how it works:
① Traders launch their own tokenized Book with built-in anti-snipe protection, preventing bots from gaining an unfair advantage during launch.
② 75% of the LP + anti snipe fees are allocated to the Book’s ERC-6551 token-bound account, creating an onchain trading treasury.
③ The Book creator can deploy this capital into perpetual futures via Lighter, opening leveraged long and short positions across supported markets.
④ Trading profits and losses impact the underlying value of the Book, giving holders exposure to the creator’s trading performance.
⑤ The Book creator earns 20% of net trading profits, aligning incentives between creators and holders.
⑥ Book holders participate in the trader’s performance through their tokenized exposure, creating a new model for investing in trading strategies.
We’re combining anti-snipe launches, tokenized traders, ERC-6551 smart accounts, liquidity provisioning, and perpetual futures into one onchain financial product.
Now that $LIT.
Clock in. Hoods up. Robinhood Chain.
@Lighter_xyz @machibigbrother @RobinhoodCrypto @vladtenev
Perps are live on Mancer with zero trading fees.
Trade Lighter’s markets on Robinhood Chain at mancer.xyz/perps.
Books can trade perps too. Just enable Machi Mode! A Book's trader can go long or short on Lighter right from the vault.
DoDGeR- retweeted
talk the talk and walk the walk, I just created my own Machi Mode book, i'm for sure a superior options trader than I am perps trader however I believe I can cook here and show how well this product can work, if you want to invest in my perps trading skills and try the newest product by Stonkbrokers x Mancer head to :
mancer.xyz/books/0xeef152db8…
Will be using 5-10x lev at most and I will trade daily.
my book $maxlev graduates at 25k marketcap and ill be trading lighter perps on $SPCX $NVDA $QCOM $HYPE $LIT $CASHCAT $PONS $AI $ETH $BTC $NEAR and $AMZN, anyone who buys into my book gets 80% of the profits created by the book via my trading execution.
my spot book ended up 1.5% after 7 days (in a real tough market)
Wish me luck!
Perps are live on Mancer with zero trading fees.
Trade Lighter’s markets on Robinhood Chain at mancer.xyz/perps.
Books can trade perps too. Just enable Machi Mode! A Book's trader can go long or short on Lighter right from the vault.
DoDGeR- retweeted
While still in Beta, without an official launch announcement, Clutch TV has already brought 22 unique channels and creators to Robinhood Chain, including streamers, podcasters, musicians and gamers.
Clutch TV officially goes live next week, but that’s far from everything we shipped this week. Let’s recap an incredibly busy and exciting week for the StonkBrokers ecosystem.
• Launched Clutch TV Beta, onboarding 22 channels and creators to Robinhood Chain.
• Deployed StonkBrokers Smart Accounts.
• Worked with Good Vibes Club to launch MOODS.
• Collaborated with Card Wall to drive further TCG RWA growth on Robinhood Chain.
• Completed smart contract development with Mancer to enable “Machi Mode” perpetuals trading for Books (coming soon).
• Saw the Mancer and Books ecosystem go live on iOS and Android in Beta.
• Overhauled our UX and website experience with a major StonkBrokers website upgrade.
• Reached the top 3 in stock token trading volume on Robinhood Chain.
• Generated $25 million in cumulative ecosystem trading volume across Uniswap and UP.
• Expanded global accessibility for $STONKBROKER with a new KCEX listing as part of Operation Prime.
• Added $STONKBROKER liquidity pools to Aerodrome and Ramses Exchange.
• Brought the Hyperliquid token to Robinhood Chain via Tickeryard.
• Deployed Smart Investment Accounts enabling gasless, transaction-free trading experiences.
• Began development of privacy-based liquidity pools powered by zero-knowledge proofs through Uniswap v4 hooks.
• Completed smart contract audits for Solo Vaults, our tokenized options product.
• Continued development of our quantum-protected accounts.
• Continued burning $STONKBROKER tokens, permanently reducing supply through our ecosystem’s deflationary mechanisms.
• Distributed $60,000 in marketing rewards to our community, powered by protocol revenue and usage.
• Expanded Clutch TV’s creator monetization infrastructure with stock-token tipping, tradable stream passes, creator royalties and protocol fees directed toward $STONKBROKER buybacks and burns.
From tokenized stocks and options to privacy infrastructure, smart accounts, social trading and creator monetization, we’re continuing to build out the financial infrastructure of Robinhood Chain.
We call that shipping.
More to come.
gamers are streaming on Clutch TV already... this is going to be fun to watch this grow!!
where all the gamers at?? Clutch TV is a great way to monetize what you're already doing...
@ClutchMarkets @OxSimpleFarmer 💪
DoDGeR- retweeted
Stoked the official anvil AMM token of the Moods NFT by the Good Vibes Club is officially live via Smart Launch at
stonkbrokers.io/safe-launch/…
$STOKED is live on Robinhood Chain 🤙
CA: 0xB76b35647CAbf3b6AAf90FEC374c58038478D12f
The launch runs on a 99-minute anti-snipe curve. The tax starts high and comes down every minute.
Once the curve closes, the Anvil and secondary trading open.
Only trust it from us or @ClutchMarkets
stonkbrokers.io/safe-launch/…
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It’s been a pleasure to work with the GVC team on this Robinhood Chain deployment as they launch via Stonkbroker’s infra.
In my opinion Moods are the 2026 upgrade of emojis leveling up emotional context expression.
Set your alarms
- $STOKED anti-snipe launch opens at 10AM ET TODAY on @ClutchMarkets
- The Anvil opens once it ends
Introducing Stones, a special type of Moods 🗿
Anyone can freeze an expression, but only one Mood per expression can turn to stone.
The only way to turn your Moods to stone will be burning 1,000,000 $STOKED.
Stones open after reveal 🤙
- Claim closes at 9AM ET
- $STOKED anti-snipe launch opens at 10AM ET on @ClutchMarkets
- The Anvil opens once it ends



















