Adulting Road to TTOM and Cape100 2027 🏃🏾🏅

Joined November 2011
I dont speak the same english all the time. It fluctuates
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It's medal monday and I can't even post that ugly medal yabo nje. nna guys, bambhorile lol. Nna guys, I don't run for PBs or to prove to anyone that I can run! nah, I join races for medals and to meet new cool people. Tšeo tša di PB ke tša lena di Top runner.
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My aerobic base is now solid enough for me to prioritise quality over quantity. So I’m only going to be doing 4 official races next year. 2 marathons and 2 ultras. Done!
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I’ll run shorter format races when I am pacing, though. Otherwise I’ll come to support or be a seconder.
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I’ll return a stronger man. This land is still my home.
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Peak corporate efficiency is your manager scheduling regular meetings with other senior managers to discuss work that literally can’t happen without your involvement… and you’re not invited to the meetings.
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My mom poured petrol on saturday which was close to R1500 (full tank). She's been swearing at Ramaphosa since Saturday 😭✋🏽
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Nonhle hasn’t learned or grown much, which is so sad.
Nonhle Thema really tried to get answers regarding weight loss, Pabi Moloi successfully dodged them all 🧐
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Also, if you’re going to take on physically challenging hobbies, it’s really best to not drink alcohol. I’ve been in denial for very long, but the two things are not compatible. Ngalo mazwi, ndifuna ukuthi ndibuyekile for like the 100th time this year 🙏🏽
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No lie. 🤞🏽 Seven years ago, my husband dropped me off a few steps from the gate of a company I had an interview with and he left so I walked towards the gate and introduced myself to the security guard and told him what I was there for. He looked at me up and down and pointed to the reception entrance and said I must sit there, he will tell them I'm here. Thanked him with a smile and did as I was told. Similar situation happened when I went to write my psychometric test, alright 👍🏽. I got the job. On my first day of work the following month, I drove to work. Did the security guard not recognise me in utmost embarrassment and directed me with the greatest respect that he could've laid a red carpet for me and carry me to the office???? 🤭😂😂😂😂 He learned of the position I was there for and who I was going to report to when they did formal introductions and from that day he called me Mam until I left the company. 😊
Having a car enhances your dignity.
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Why are your BYO camping packages so pricey this time around? Do you not want to see me there anymore?😭😭 @MTNBushfire
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There’s an interview ka Dr. Rebecca that lives rent free in my mind 😭😭😭 She was interviewing a former gangster who is now a pastor and gospel singer, so she asks him where he’s from and he answers “I’m from Kroonstad in the Free State” and she goes “Wow umgulukudu wase Kroonstad, mshayelen’ izandla” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Waterfall is the vsop of running clubs ne?watching their jacaranda videos and the support they were giving their runners.
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I want to drink alcohol but I’m not sure .
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Le nna ke shap tbh 🤞🏾
Everyday I actually realise that I can NOT move to Gauteng 😂 I’m 100% fine here 😮‍💨🫡
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Dear @janetjackson we have been friends for over two decades & Of course, I’m a fan of your music, BUT I’m the biggest fan of YOU ,the PERSON! Because you NEVER been loudest in the room but those in the room know you are MOTHA!👑Your HUMILITY should be studied! Your beauty outside matches the INSIDE! I Love you j & thank you for this award The best feeling getting a ICON award from a ICON! Thank you #dancersagainstcancer what a great organization for dancers fighting the fight! Just know You are LOVED and have a community to help you push through!💪🏾
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This week on The Relebogile Mabotja Podcast, we're joined by the talented Jo-Anne Reyneke. We get into her walking the red carpet and going home to poverty, the beauty of starting fresh with every audition, and why she’s exactly where she’s supposed to be. Catch the full conversation this Friday at 12 PM CAT on the Relebogile Mabotja YouTube channel. @JoanneReyneke  @RelebogileM  #relebogilepod
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Thank you, Missy, because Janet won't say it. 😂😂❤️
Missy is saying a whole lot here💀. That’s why I tell people to always pay attention to who is in Janet’s circle. Who she champions And yes, Janet could easily say I carved my own lane. I don’t even have to bother trying to compete with talent after me but she’s too humble to 😂
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Icons. Innovators. Titans.
Y’all look Janet, Queen, and Missy! 😭😍
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Missy is saying a whole lot here💀. That’s why I tell people to always pay attention to who is in Janet’s circle. Who she champions And yes, Janet could easily say I carved my own lane. I don’t even have to bother trying to compete with talent after me but she’s too humble to 😂
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Pride kills Men. Mina Ngabe ngaxolisa nje kuDojaCat for a better life 😭
South African Acting industry doesn't pay bro😭
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