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:::everything is possible::

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Joined November 2008
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Jason Bateman's vocal fillers are "buddy" or "pal". Change my mind.
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i genuinely thought when i heard the term 'dirty soda' people were adding liquor to their soda. finding out it means adding MILK is the craziest fucking thing i have ever heard.
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Watch all these Tech bros all of a sudden become liberal again. A collection of losers. Losers since middle school, still losers. All the money in the world won't make you cool.
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Martin Luther King Jr.'s granddaughter voted for the first time yesterday in Georgia. (via @11AliveNews)
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When I come across anyone in a bad mood today:
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First things Dems in the House should do: vote to restore the subsidies for ACA accounts and get rid of the cuts to Medicaid & SNAP. On Day One.
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nancy pelosi taking her kente cloth to the dry cleaner
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Congressman-Elect Matt Little at the DFL election watch party 🎉 in downtown St. Paul: Three things to know about the message that America sent to the White House tonight: “That Pete Hegseth is a dipshit… that J.D. Vance is a dipshit… that Donald Trump is a dipshit! … Someone in the ICE regime is going to jail. … We’re going to hold Congressional hearings, and they’re not going to be able to wear a mask. … What’s happening in Gaza is a genocide. … No more weapons, no more money for Israel. … I’ve got a message for health insurance companies: Don’t try. I’m not your friend. You can’t buy me. … I don’t give a shit.” – at St Paul, MN
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y'all better grow a fucking spine this time
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The real fun is witnessing how much backpedaling corporate America does over the next two years.
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gave 14 years of my life to this website just for days like this
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You know what’s cool about the United States? When candidates lose an election, they don’t have to take a secretive flight to another country in the middle of the night with their families to seek safety. They just go back to their day jobs. We shouldn’t take that privilege for granted.
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I just want to congratulate these guys on going all in on Trump.
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CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide
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they're going to give the covid conscious lesbian bar a retroactive PPP grant
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Sandy Hook’s children would’ve been voting in their first midterm today.
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Why is Instagram now threatening us to watch stories before they expire 😭😭😭😭
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I know they would’ve walked the mile together in middle school
2028 unity ticket, argue with the wall
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Less than 12 hours until the national debt magically becomes a critical issue again
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If you know someone who belongs in Delta Disruptive, clap your hands 👏🏾😂 #SNL
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