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Harare, Zimbabwe
Joined December 2018
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My contribution to family events is to make the children question patriarchy and religion.
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There are people out there performing open-heart surgery, landing planes and making scientific breakthroughs and Iโ€™ve just spent 25 minutes trying to convince Microsoft that I am, in fact, myself.
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Challenge ihombe yatikuita pa dating zvicchembere zvekuma 90s is kuti ivo rn vese varara, saka ndotamba nani
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Okay so scissor defeats paper, valid. Rock broke the scissor, sound logic. Now HOW IS THE MEASLY PAPER DEFEATING THE ROCK!? Wdym it just hugged the rock into oblivion!? Wouldnโ€™t the rock pierce through the paper if thrown at it!? I mean why have we just accepted this fallacy!???
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Lord if heโ€™s not the one for me, force him to be. I want this one.
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if u still chewing on your burger & start putting fries in yo mouth u need to relax
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Somewhere in the ocean, there is an octopus with the same birthday as you
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the fact that we donโ€™t have the ability to sleep on command seems like such an evolutionary oversight
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The second a man starts texting good morning every day i know he has no motion.
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he calls me his princess but iโ€™m his dictator and he knows it
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To my future kids, I will take care of your mathematics assignment from nursery to class 3. Your dad will take over from there ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
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Sometimes l'l be telling somebody a story and halfway through realize if someone was telling me this story I wouldn't give a fuck
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I took my B12, magnesium, Vitamin D, Iron and Omega 3 today, you cant hurt this chemically balanced woman anymore.
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take you're time reading this. this is extremely powerful.
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Most people don't know this but the primary function of the pinky toe is to make sure all your furniture is situated correctly in its designated spot.
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Even if you stay away from dating, when you eventually put yourself out there again, someone will still break your heart. So just date. If you die, you die.
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