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My contribution to family events is to make the children question patriarchy and religion.
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There are people out there performing open-heart surgery, landing planes and making scientific breakthroughs and Iโve just spent 25 minutes trying to convince Microsoft that I am, in fact, myself.
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Okay so scissor defeats paper, valid. Rock broke the scissor, sound logic. Now HOW IS THE MEASLY PAPER DEFEATING THE ROCK!? Wdym it just hugged the rock into oblivion!? Wouldnโt the rock pierce through the paper if thrown at it!? I mean why have we just accepted this fallacy!???
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the fact that we donโt have the ability to sleep on command seems like such an evolutionary oversight
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To my future kids, I will take care of your mathematics assignment from nursery to class 3.
Your dad will take over from there ๐๐ฝ
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Sometimes l'l be telling somebody a story and halfway through realize if someone was telling me this story I wouldn't give a fuck
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I took my B12, magnesium, Vitamin D, Iron and Omega 3 today, you cant hurt this chemically balanced woman anymore.
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Most people don't know this but the primary function of the pinky toe is to make sure all your furniture is situated correctly in its designated spot.
























