We invest in and own the rails that coordinate labor, data, and attention in emerging markets. Founder, @MalokunLabs owners of @geturgent2k @uptownUGC
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Traditional market research in Nigeria takes weeks, @MalokunLabs will turn around answers in 48hrs with our:
Insight Flywheel™️ service.
You get :-
StreetLens™
Geo-tagged photos + videos & micro-surveys for on-shelf reality
Delivery: 48 h
TasteSwitch™
Blind product/message tests with UGC reactions
Delivery: 7 days
PulseMap™
Live QR feedback + shelf audits, Monday dashboard mail
Delivery: Live
We’ve built a system that gets you promoted at work. Yes you brand managers!
Supermarket or local market, which is cheaper in Lagos?
Our mystery shopper found out, and the results are eye-opening!
Need real-time market data? We’ve got shoppers nationwide.
@MalokunLabs has you covered.
E no sure for anybody…
BREAKING: World's largest crypto exchange Binance hacked with over $5.6 billion stolen:
• $1.45 billion $BTC
• $875 million $ETH
• $234 million $TRX
• $50 million $XAUT
• $1.57 billion $USDT
• $823 million $USDC
• $75 million $WBETH
• $88.5 million $RLUSD
+ $447.5 million additional cryptocurrencies
This is the largest hack in crypto history.
I’m well aware of all the stages it takes to get to bloom but I can’t wait to show what a Logor blooming is. Between me and patience, the tension is real…
I feel like I’m Kanye on verse 2 of can’t tell me nothin’ but with the measured enthusiasm of Jay Z on Reasonable Doubt.
Can I Live?
This is the era for aura maxxing, this is the Era to be Okotie Eboh meet Pretty Mike. This is the era to be shining light on full brightness. The people are starving for mystery and folklore. This is the age for new empires and new gods. Lean into the symbolisms and entertain the people, they are hungry. It’s the era of overkaku maxxing…
I have just informed my colleagues that I will step down as @ECB President on 7 February 2027.
It has been a source of great pride to serve this institution.
I thank all of those who have supported me on this journey over the past seven years.
LOGOR' | Malokun Labs retweeted
And please don’t be a young taker - always reaching out for favors like people are an ATM you just go to withdraw whenever you want. Build real relationships and be helpful. People know when you’re just around them to use their access and that’s why they dont take you seriously.
LOGOR' | Malokun Labs retweeted
Oya, hurry and gba update!
We’ve got 3 gigs up, you should check out on @geturgent2k and one of them might just be for you!
Check the requirements, apply for the ones that fit you, and take your next step towards earning. 💸
Your next gig could be one application away. 🙂↕️
We have built an infrastructure through which informal markets become machine-readable. I can’t wait to tell you all about but the need for branding to go alongside building means I have to chill but my fingers are itching to start shouting and showing the world.
Integrity is the moat.
Foreign reserves are up, and everyone you know still feels broke. Both can be true.
Reserves are the state's savings. The derica of rice is yours. Macro stability is a precondition, not a dividend, and nobody at the market is paid in preconditions unfortunately…
You won't believe this, but cloves were once worth more than gold. They fueled ancient trade routes, made Ferdinand Magellan sail the world, sparked brutal colonial wars, and birthed the modern global economy.
My office today. Gidan Makama Museum, Kano.
Workshop on what heritage and culture STILL means to us as Nigerians from the POV of our cultural centers and specifically our museums.
Yesterday I was in Benin City today I’ll know what lines connect us and what lines divide us ethnographically.
@MalokunLabs
One of the most effective, self-managed and deeply optimised for engagement is a football-focused WhatsApp group. In fact, no country in the world is more self-sustaining than such groups! 😂✊🏾
I’ve attempted to run at least 25 WhatsApp groups of different themes and interests, and none has the survival rate of a soccer group! Chaotic, dramatic, yet extremely entertaining and self-governing, and the way absolute strangers bond in there is something!
Please how much is one of this? Need to get me one for the motion, tired of dealing with delays and missed flights. I’ve got places to go!
😞
A 3:00pm flight became 7:00pm then 10:30pm without any accountability from the airline, @flyunitedng you do this one oh. If person begin para next thing na trending video.
Bossman @mikeachimugu01 please is this normal?? Zero accountability. Zero penalties just bareface anyhowness and risking the lives of me and my colleague as we now have to enter our destination which we’ve barely been to at almost midnight??
LOGOR' | Malokun Labs retweeted
The question now is which changes persist.
Does improved demand translate into cash retained?
Does more inventory produce lasting growth?
Do new operating decisions survive the next month?
A first visit gives us a baseline.
Returning gives us the opportunity to test it.
LOGOR' | Malokun Labs retweeted
A food merchant reports earning enough to hire help.
But power interruptions threaten refrigerated goods.
A business can become stronger financially while remaining vulnerable operationally.