Top 1% of Jimmy Buffett listener on Spotify 2023 🍹 "Got a Caribbean soul I can barely control... And some Texas hidden here in my heart."
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We’re not sure the new Saturday Night Live writers will be able to make it to showtime! 😴
Sid doesn't know what to do with an email list... Todd Smith is just trying to squeeze water from a stone in the last days of grifting...
Two data guys walk into the Texas–Ohio State game.
The Ohio State guy (@michaelbeach) says, “We’ve beaten Texas 3 times in the last 20 years.”
The Texas guy (Jeff) says, “You’re bragging about a sample size of four?”
The Ohio State guy says, “Only when the data supports my conclusion.”
here is to one of my favorite weekends...
I have no comment on this video, but can confirm the love of said pastry.
🤣 LMAO! Marco Rubio just dropped this hilarious response to Sec. RFK Jr.'s diet
Q: Have you adopted RFK's diet of red meat and fermented vegetables?
RUBIO: "No! This is a CRAZY diet. This is a diet that consists of eating sauerkraut and meat. Now you understand like this is not a sustainable thing. He has to travel with coolers of sauerkraut!"
"I'm not going to travel the world with a cooler full of sauerkraut. It's ridiculous. I can't do it!"
Q: Are you MAHA?
RUBIO: "I'm in favor of MAHA. Like I think people should be healthy."
JEANETTE: No, he's not.
Q: What's he eat?
JEANETTE: Pop-Tarts!
RUBIO: The Pop-Tart is one of the great American innovations in the history of the world.
@katiemillerpod
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When Dire Straits took the stage at Live Aid in '85, most fans had no idea why Sting joined them, but when he started singing the opening lyrics to "Money For Nothing", they realized it was his voice on the radio hit which widely went unnoticed til then 🔥 Goosebumps when Mark Knopfler finally plays that guitar riff and the crowd takes over for the drums.
Iowa? 👀👀👀👀
Members of the Iowa YRs were honored to join @GlennYoungkin today in Ankeny at a meet and greet for @hinsonashley this morning.
Thank Governor Youngkin for joining us in the fight to keep Iowa RED! 💪
Example 942 of why @natesheetsforTX won in March.
Interesting. I don’t see Texas Agriculture Commissioner @MillerForTexas at today’s press conference with Gov. Abbott and @USDA Secretary Brooke Rollins happening now in Kerville.
Last May, my friend Jim asked me to drive up to Collin County for his friend’s Agriculture Commissioner campaign kickoff. I didn’t know what to expect, but I was sold that day.
@natesheetsforTX came out swinging: “We need someone who shows up for more than just the rodeo...”
@GregAbbott_TX and leaders across Texas agriculture got behind him...
Can’t wait to see him take over at TDA. #txlege
Texas Farm Bureau is Texas Agriculture. They represent and insusure thousands of Texans who depend on TDA for support and help... Fish Pond Road has spoken!
New: The @TFBAGFUND has endorsed @natesheetsforTX against @MillerForTexas in the Ag Commish race. #txlege
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