Pokémon TCG fanatic, melee lover, and I stream maybe once a month.

Philadelphia, PA
Joined August 2018
Fixing your algorithm with the Game Boy Advance SP Charizard Console! Thank me later (or now)
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Dimitri
@thedimitriOct 23
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Bo Burnham on all instruments
God this is so much better than the recorded version
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It’s going to be a long year for you Sixers haters. 💀 #ThrowTheBallUp
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trying to get my page shut down again - in my shop til friday!
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Hater Report
@HaterReportOct 20
Jaylen Brown watching Jayson Tatum shoot 6-23 as the first option
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Kiwi chicks first night out, still a little unsteady but this was filmed a week ago. Dad hatched 2 chicks 2 weeks apart and dad is still fussing over the younger one. This is on my neighbours place.
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the time has come. @Bloom_Energy
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Get well soon QB1 🙏🏽💚
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sex is a very intimate and sacred act your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who likes the cowboys
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Take a closer look at our Dia de Muertos sleeves and playmat featuring artwork by Mexican artist Diego Andrade 🌺 Find them in your LGS or on brnw.ch/21x6mW0 🔗
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BREAKING: The Eagles are enacting conscription. If you are an able-bodied SEPA male between the ages of 17 and 45 you may be called upon to serve your country, Philadelphia
Eagles RB Will Shipley suffered a partial tear of his plantar fascia during Sunday’s loss to the Jaguars that now could sideline him multiple weeks, per source. With Saquon Barkley dealing with a hamstring injury, Tank Bigsby on IR and Shipley hurt, the Eagles’ RB injuries are mounting.
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First time being pissed off at @RadiantSneasler as a wife 💍
First Challenge as a wife 💍
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Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no
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122nd at Louisville Regionals. Lot to work on, but had a great time. Hot Day 1 into a really bad Day 2 (matchups/variance + some slight misplays). Awesome to be on the feature stream and have my interview and game 3 streamed round 5! Goal this season is still cut and cashes
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Sneak peak 👀
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LOU IS EVIL
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iconic.
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My wife, sensing I'm about to pull out my harmonica, gently places her hand on my thigh to let me know it's an inappropriate time. We are an incredible team.
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