@TAMUEngineering alum. working on @kudabusiness. do a bunch of other things: husband, @eatdrinklagos, @eatdrnkfestival, @tixdotafrica, @joinkuda,
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one man's sexual irresponsibility has finished me teapawt.net/KobeissiLetter/status/…
BREAKING: Nvidia stock, $NVDA, falls over -5% in reaction to the Jensen Huang situation as premarket trading opens.
The stock has now erased -$225 billion in market cap today.
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Breaking news from @ianmking: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits to extramarital affair and the company board is now investigating him being targeted by a Chinese espionage plot. He remains CEO for now. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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原来这么多年我用 iPhone 滑动打字老出错，不是因为手残，是苹果在后台搞暗箱操作 。。。。，
有人把 iOS 27.0 键盘底层的加密文件破译了（swipeblocked.com），扒出一份包含 4500 多个iPhone 自带键盘中隐藏的“屏蔽词组”黑名单。只要你用滑动输入（Swipe）触发这些词，键盘就会装傻乱跳词，甚至直接倒回去篡改你前面打好的字：
• 先打 Left wing 再滑 conspiracy -> 前面的 wing 会被强行改成 wrong
• 想滑 iMessage isn't working -> 直接拦截（只要滑不出，iMessage 就没坏🤡）
• 想滑 Santa isn't real -> 绝对不行（苹果誓死守护圣诞老人）
• 甚至极其双标：你可以丝滑打出 bad boy 和 I'm black，但滑 bad girl 和 I'm white 就会被系统偷偷拦下。
中文用户也没逃过——用拼音打出特定敏感词后，iOS 的「下一词联想栏」会原地罢工变空白。
手头有 iPhone 的快去试试滑一句 Santa isn't real，看看你的键盘会给你胡乱蹦出什么词？
家人们，苹果的刀法已经进化到“反人类”的境界了！
如果你买了 256G 或 512G 的 M4 iPad Pro，我现在告诉你一个可能会让你血压飙升的真相：
你手里的平板，主板上其实焊着足足 12GB 的内存！但苹果硬生生给你锁死了 4GB，只让你用 8GB！
这可不是阴谋论，这是外媒 Tom's Hardware 和拆机大神实锤的硬件铁证！
有人扒出了 M4 iPad Pro 主板上的镁光内存颗粒编号，发现 8GB 版本的机器里，居然塞了两颗 6GB 的内存芯片！2乘6等于12，小学数学题对吧？但你在系统里永远只能看到 8GB！
很多人就不理解了：内存芯片是苹果自己花真金白银买的，既然都焊上去了，做个顺水人情给用户 12GB 不香吗？
Too young！这就是库克最恐怖的算计：
第一，市面上没有符合 M4 满血带宽的单颗 4GB 内存，去定制比直接买两颗 6GB 还要贵；
第二，也是最扎心的——如果入门版给你开放了 12GB，谁还愿意多花四五千块钱去买 1TB 的 16GB 顶配版？
宁可自己掏钱买 12G 的硬件，再亲手废掉三分之一，也绝不能让普通用户占到一点便宜！这已经不是“精准刀法”了，这是“宁可毁掉也不给你”的物理防越级！
以前我们吐槽苹果“把 8G 内存当黄金卖”，现在才知道，原来黄金早就在你机身里了，只是苹果上了把锁，钥匙扔进了太平洋。
If United finally get relegated, one won’t need to bother about getting TNT because Championship games are all on Sky.
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Introducing you to the newest members of the Inter Lagos team (just for this week)! 😭⚽️
Safe to say these two are VERY fast learners and might have discovered some hidden talent on that pitch. Full video is LIVE on the paywall todayyyy!🫵🏾❤️❤️❤️
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US intelligence agencies believe @Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had romantic relationship with alleged Chinese spy
as.ft.com/r/97c2f9f7-ad2e-44…
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Please don't get scammed. There are several legit sellers right now in the Tix app onelink.to/hkxqkd
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Two Girls, One City. 📍
In an original film, we follow the lives of 2 girls exploring what to do at two different parts of Lagos.
The big question is would they find something and if yes, what?
Full film premiers tomorrow 4pm WAT.
Every hack I read about, it’s some employee falling for a fake recruiter. This is what being extra thirsty gets you.
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This work is three years old now, but I remember being stupendously proud at the time. It wasn't our first, second, or even third custom site, but it had the most motion we had ever done. I was desperately waiting for it to launch at the time so I could post on my old Twitter.
