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M A H L O B O 🥷🏾

@_RealBruce

It Can Get Scary When You’re Legendary 🎭

 Durban, South Africa
Joined June 2014
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hnvm (@moraldisarray) profile picturehnvm@moraldisarrayNov 10
going through some shit drake ain’t made a song for yet
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@skyyreturnsNov 9
Cant stop restarting this song man they literally put crack in this shit
乂 (@forthedamnhoes) profile picture乂@forthedamnhoesNov 8
you ever fuck with a song so much you restart it before it even finishes
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The bar is no longer low in Nigeria, it's underground. 😭😭😭
Uba (@isdoreTech) profile pictureUba
@isdoreTechNov 9
People are flocking to this spot in Abuja with friends and family. What an absolutely stunning of a landscape! 💯
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Fuze@15Asande18h
These guys only get in a few gun fights ngonyaka. Probably around 5 or slightly more. So they dream for moments like this. It's like a high to them. You won't win😂
GALAXY-2:20 VIDEO🔌 (@GalaxyTwoTwenty) profile pictureGALAXY-2:20 VIDEO🔌
@GalaxyTwoTwentyNov 9
Cash in transit robbers turned into Swiss cheese.
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𓆩♱𓆪 (@BALENCISKII) profile picture
𓆩♱𓆪@BALENCISKII15h
i didnt know they can let you out grab MacDonald's and withdraw cash life is good in prison😭
Justice, Crime Prevention and Security (@CrimeWatch_RSA) profile pictureJustice, Crime Prevention and Security
@CrimeWatch_RSA16h
NOT RELEASED | Lehlogonolo “Shebe Maburna/Shebeshxt” Chauke has NOT been released. He remains in custody. He was only escorted to the bank to withdraw funds for his attorneys’ fees. He has not been granted bail and continues to be detained. The case continues!
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Baller🏀@WonderWestbrookNov 9
It's interesting how a mutual connection between two adults can become a financial test that only one is expected to pass🤦🏽‍♂️
Sinamile Qhawekazi (@SthuliSkandabah) profile pictureSinamile Qhawekazi
@SthuliSkandabahNov 9
Kanti abafani banjani??😂😂Lobhuti obengishela wanted to take me out for lunch. Since we were already in the CBD, he suggested Pedros. 😭😭 Aybooo, the embarrassment for me.I told him we should rather go to McDonald's. 🙈 Anyway, we went to McDonald's, and when it was time to pay, he suddenly remembered that he had lost his bank card. He said he would transfer the money to me. No problem, he made the transfer. Now, tell me why the bill was R258 and this man transferred R260? 😭😭😭 I was embarrassed on his behalf. At least round it off to R300😭 Honestly, I think this is where our conversations must come to an end. I have seen enough. Even the R2 change is telling me to reconsider this entire situation. 😭😭
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faith@sfaithmNov 8
They just wanna stare at your face
✯ (@sine_minaj) profile picture✯@sine_minajNov 8
what’s the obsession between men & video calls ??
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King Combs@KingcombsNov 9
If you’re reading this NEVER STOP !!
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@just_tlhogiiNov 8
Ever heard “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” you’re opening up a door for opportunity.
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@Makute_MNov 8
What’s wrong with having a helper cook for my husband?
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ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴄʜᴜʀʀᴏ (@GUCCIAIRBAGZ) profile picture
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@GUCCIAIRBAGZNov 6
Shlama, syoyoyo, snaai, sbhanxa, siphukuphuku, sthipa, sewerage, Sfikile Mbalula. There's an undeniable pattern.
🥇 (@_utalent) profile picture🥇@_utalentNov 6
why are the words sdenge, stlaela, slima all start with the letter s 😭😭
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Kaizer Chiefs
@KaizerChiefsNov 8
90 + 4’| #CHI 2 : 1 #SIW Full-time score: (Duba 45 + 2’, Velebayi 84’) Kaizer Chiefs 2 : 1 Siwelele FC (Ndebele 12’) Champion Player of the Match: Mfundo Vilakazi #Amakhosi4Life #TheKingdomRises #LoveAndPeace #CarlingKnockoutCup
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Öfentse Senganga@Ozza_TNov 8
Did the helper finally get a day off?
Lee B 🐐 (@knuckleehead) profile pictureLee B 🐐@knuckleeheadNov 7
Fatherhood, what a concept. 💎
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nolo
@just_tlhogiiNov 8
You end up having a high libido that only the man who introduced you to good sex can feed.
HANNIE🧚‍♀️🌸🖤 (@Hannie11111111) profile pictureHANNIE🧚‍♀️🌸🖤
@Hannie11111111Nov 7
I don't think people talk enough about how addictive good sex can be.
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@LilithBlack25Nov 8
Never be the only black person in a friendship group . Racial awareness is very important
LBN (@thelbnviralpost) profile pictureLBN@thelbnviralpostNov 8
The same story. Different faces. RIP NOLAN WELLS RIP TAMLA HORSFORD
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01010111000101@01010111000101ONov 8
Women are so afraid of looking their age
Minkok Meuma (@Elsy_Sandra) profile pictureMinkok Meuma@Elsy_SandraNov 7
Cheers to 38 and still counting my blessings 🥂
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slime@ghost09867Nov 7
this is actually the best live performance by lil wayne i have seen
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Mashallah Shukran…🙏🏾 (@uMsindazwee) profile picture
Mashallah Shukran…🙏🏾@uMsindazweeNov 4
Yes but rubbish weParty lowo
M A H L O B O 🥷🏾 (@_RealBruce) profile pictureM A H L O B O 🥷🏾@_RealBruceNov 4
Sibancane for 🐘🐘
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Replying to @HellenZille
Whatever you do on the 29th May 2024, do not vote for racist DA
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