My neighbor spent 14 years auditing rich people for the IRS Asked him the craziest thing he ever saw in an audit He said "I audited a guy in Dallas who made $1.1M, bought 3 houses, drove a new Escalade, and the IRS had to mail HIM a $7,430 refund check for being low-income" I thought he was bullshitting me until he walked me through the guy's file The auditor went into that office expecting to nail him for tax fraud. Six weeks later he had to close the audit with zero changes and release the guy's $7,430 low-income check You know why? Because the US tax code has two rules that turn into a legal money glitch when you stack them together First rule is that borrowed money is never taxable income. You can borrow $500k tomorrow morning and the IRS cannot touch a penny of it Second rule is IRS Revenue Ruling 78-38. It says any business expense, equipment, or heavy vehicle you buy on a credit card is 100% tax-deductible the exact day you swipe the card, even if you don't pay the bank back for 18 months (go look that ruling up btw, it's wild) His business brought in $420k in net profit, plus he pulled $680k in tax-free cash-out refinances off three rental houses. That's $1.1M in cash hitting his bank account in one year A normal W-2 earner making $420k bends over and wires $130,000 to Washington Instead, this guy used his 740 credit score to open $250,000 in 0% APR business credit cards under his LLC's tax ID across Chase, Amex, US Bank, and Wells Fargo Before December 31st, he swiped all $250,000 of the bank's 0% money on a $95k Escalade (over 6,000 lbs so Section 179 writes off 100% of it on day one), rehab materials for his rentals, and prepaid vendor invoices Stacked with bonus depreciation on his rentals, those credit card swipes legally dropped his personal Adjusted Gross Income all the way down to $21,400. With three kids on his return, the IRS computer automatically mailed him the $7,430 Earned Income Tax Credit And because EIN business cards only report to commercial bureaus, none of that $250k balance ever showed up on his personal credit report. He paid the cards off a year later from rental cash flow before Chase charged him a dime of interest Problem is when most guys with a 700+ score try to apply for $250k in business credit on their own, they apply in the wrong order, rack up 5 hard pulls on Experian, and get capped at $10k (if you have a 700+ credit score and want my team to sequence and unlock your 150k-250k 0% funding stack under an EIN, book a call using the link in my bio)

It was almost like that 47 tanked the center lane to move the 11 as far back as possible, but maybe my tinfoil hat is on too tight…

Talladega chatter from garage area: Hearing Chevy has instructed teams to help Larson. Don’t let him get hung out at end of stages to max potential for stage points. Talking to Toyota CC that may hurt their cars bc so many Chevys up front helps Kyle but also can take stage points away from Toyota drivers. It’s one thing to have a plan it’s another to execute. I expect all Chevy teams to be on Larson’s strategy to maximize the 5’s day. The “Larson effect” w Chevy will be a fascinating one. Will it work? Must see TV! 2pmET NBc #NASCAR

BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.

It’s official! Proverbs 3:5-6 “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight”.

Saying the most ridiculous thing ever doesn’t mean “you have balls.” It means you’re an idiot.

Since no one else has the balls, I'll say it. Dale Earnhardt would be a midpack driver at best if he drove nowadays.

NASCAR penalty report is out and it shows Zane Smith has been fined $50,000 for ramming into Carson Hocevar after the Phoenix race.

Nicotine users are the biggest copers out there. No, there are no “benefits”, and you don’t “enjoy” it. You are addicted to a gay little chemical and are making up excuses for why you’re too weak to face the withdrawals. Smokers—no you do not look cool, you smell like shit and your teeth are yellow. Pouch users—small pouches of nicotine-infused plastic are not “based”, you are a gullible victim of marketing. Nobody wants to see a slimy pouch whenever you smile or spit one out either. Vapers—you are either a teenage girl or a fаggot. Life is better with good circulation and naturally regulated dopamine. Stop coping and QUIT IT.

Interesting….it’s not a violation if you call and are told they have been discharged. No medical info is being shared. @SaraGonzalesTX

🚨 BREAKING: GTA 6 will feature mandatory age verification, requiring all players to submit a valid government-issued photo ID and complete a facial recognition scan through their Rockstar Games account before accessing the game. Players who fail verification will be denied access to GTA VI, even if they have already purchased the game. All purchases will remain non-refundable. ⚡ @thrill_com

Nearly 30% of the @NASCAR qualifying has been canceled this year, 4 of 6 Chase races. This has to be fixed in 2027, using a metric is gross.

Hey @grok if I stop buying Starbucks coffee and pack my lunch daily so I can save up for a down payment on this dream home, how long will it take me?