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I be talkin shit. Avery Nasir. 1906.

Joined August 2018
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Kentucky U.S. Senate Jefferson County: 🔵 Charles Booker – 50,651 (71.4%) 🔴 Andy Barr – 19,649 (27.7%) Results per AP
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I’ve come to the conclusion that there are very few black men on Earth that I actively root against. But two that are permanently stamped are that man with his own studio in Atlanta, and that pitbull they haven’t put down yet in Golden State.
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Business hours go by so fast when you not at work. Shit crazy forreal
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What do a majority of these places have in common ?? 👀🤔
Trump's Justice Department announced it is sending about 1,000 "election monitors" to polling places in all 50 states huffpost.com/entry/election-…
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Draymond therapist stealing money from him
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Let me go vote so these people can quit texting my damn phone.
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She must’ve won him some money
Gabby Williams says Michael Jordan texted her to congratulate her on winning a championship. Jordan told Williams to “stay hungry." She responded “I’ve never been hungrier.” (Via @kendra__andrews)
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Like forreal though, tf do Draymobd be doing
DRAYMOND GREEN AND DILLON BROOKS GET INTO A FIGHT 🤯🍿
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Seen and heard that plane crash footage earlier. We should not be able to mindlessly consume people’s last moments and be able to scroll past them so callously. The internet was always a dark place, but at least you used to have to turn rocks over to find them. Now you can watch people die, fight, fuck, and gamble all on the same platform. Any sci-fi movie of the past century will tell you this was always where we would end up, but at least Blade Runner had flying cars. Only thing we successfully predicted was the techno-fascism and AI sluts.
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Marlon Humphrey stealing money
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He’s in the best situation a rookie could ask for. Greenest light in the league.
Darius Acuff Jr career-high 38 vs Memphis: 38 PTS | 5 AST | 12/25 FG | 9/14 3FG | 70 TS%
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you weren’t committed
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If White People Sold Plates 😭😭 IG: tomfeeback
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And this is one of the many reasons why there cant be a marvin gaye biopic
When Marvin Gaye married Berry Gordy’s sister Anna in 1963, the couple intended to raise a family. The problem, however, was Anna’s age — she was already in her forties at the time and unable to conceive a child. Gaye did not want to just adopt a kid, it was important for him to feel a biological connection to the child. So Anna Gordy suggested they get another girl to birth the child for them. She then mentioned she had a fifteen-year-old niece, Denise Gordy. If Marvin impregnates her, the child will have a biological connection to both Anna as well as Marvin. So it was decided — I suppose Denise’s feelings mattered little. Marvin Gaye and his wife groomed her teenage niece; he impregnated her, and when she was sixteen, she gave birth to his first son, Marvin Gaye III. The couple subsequently legally adopted the child and kept his true parentage from him. And Marvin Gaye got away with it. He continued to to enjoy his fame for another decade or so until his own father murdered him inside their family home.
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Wanted Angel’nem to get one smh
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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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STEPH CURRY DROPS LUKA DONCIC OH MY GOODNESS. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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5 star Ohio State football son and 5 star North Carolina basketball son is one of the greatest feats I’ve ever seen. I really hate that he didn’t get to see his boys make it this far.🙏🏾
Demarcus Henry commits to North Carolina. ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ The son of former NFL player Chris Henry Sr. 6’7 200 pound do it all wing. The Charlotte Kid is coming back home to play for Michael Malone.
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Gon start The Originals for the first time
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I’m using PTO to catch up on laundry and life because I’m tired of spending every weekend doing chores instead of actually resting. I’m taking my time back.
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