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christopher conroy@__cconNov 7

Today I learned the Alabama DC and the expedition unknown host are the same person

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christopher conroy@__cconSep 26

whoa where did Chip Kelly’s neck go?

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christopher conroy@__cconSep 4

it’s not a good club sandwich if it doesn’t destroy the roof of your mouth

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christopher conroy@__cconJul 2

the bigger the t-shirt the bigger the napkin

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christopher conroy@__cconJun 17

please help, my son will only eat baked beans

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christopher conroy@__cconMay 30

walking up to front squat while listening to the shrek soundtrack

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christopher conroy@__cconMay 4

say “happy Monday” to me and I’ll do everything in my power not to have a good day

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christopher conroy@__cconMay 2

went out to dinner with the three kids for the first time and I think that’s the last time I’ll do that this year

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@cowincrisisApr 26

that’s why no jeep wrangler ever jumped over the moon

Mechanical Knowledge

@mechanical_4uApr 23

Recent test reveals that a cow is actually more aerodynamic than a jeep wrangler

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christopher conroy@__cconApr 19

every single day is national hot dog day if you’re about that life

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christopher conroy@__cconApr 1

Lego Batman is at the top of the list for movies I’ve seen in 2026

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@SharpFootballMar 13

I wish I didn’t read this

@PolymarketMar 13

BREAKING: New startup "RentAHuman" allows AI agents to rent humans to perform tasks they cannot physically perform themselves.

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

According to an investigation by the German newspaper "Die Zeit", not a single job has been successfully arranged through RentAHuman. It appears that people who carried out jobs actually received them outside the platform from someone posing as an agent. zeit.de/digital/2026-0…

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christopher conroy@__cconMar 5

A weekend in jail if you put eyelashes or cat ears on your car. Or is that too light?

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Suiting Up Varsity🟧@SuitUpVarsityFeb 26

Mitchell at Gordon-Rushville, 2010. I think I can almost see a knee cap! Almost.

Image from Suiting Up Varsity🟧 (@SuitUpVarsity)

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@SharpFootballFeb 22

watching sudden death OT for the gold

Image from Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball)

@SharpFootballFeb 22

watching the 3rd period of a 1-1 game for the gold

Image from Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball)

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@jiraticketsFeb 10

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

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Mayor Guy Fieri

@GuyFieriFeb 10

I don’t know what any of that means

@flavortownFeb 10

BREAKING — Guy Fieri was spotted on his way to flavormogg the competition. He’s dinermaxxing

Image from Flavortown (@flavortown)

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@TomFornelliJan 10

Image from Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli)

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@Mappy6984Jan 4

Don't let CNN see this

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christopher conroy@__ccon2 Dec 2025

I wouldn’t blame the New York Giants if they just went into the locker room, turned the lights off and took a nap. Skip the second half.

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