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jess☀️

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Joined July 2013
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.....”Charcuterie” I whisper to myself as I eat 4 garlic dill pickles straight out of the jar at 10pm.
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clare@sadderlizards29 Jul 2023
hey i’m in the knick knack aisle at goodwill and thought of you
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pj@pjayevans5 May 2023
(speaking to a bug) its funny , we have aunts as well. do you understand what im saying
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nhi@onenhillion14 Mar 2023
this grief is proof I have loved well!!! I love and I love!!
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people with chronic illnesses will go “dang why do i feel bad today” as if they literally don’t have feelsbad disorder
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josie✧@josiebellaa20 Jan 2023
if i had 9 lives i’d use one of them to kms in front of a rude customer
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Ok I think ChatGPT has peaked for me
Image from Tim Clare (@TimClarePoet)
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@kloogans6 Dec 2022
why do we keep using the same human names over and over. i want to meet a guy named The Wheelbarrow or Impact Wrench
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This time every year I feel like I have to “come out” about using SoundCloud
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i trained an ai chatbot on my childhood journal entries - so that i could engage in real-time dialogue with my "inner child" some reflections below:
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Do u even clear ur cookies bud?
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The show “The Bear” but the restaurant only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and water
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Watching people Wikipedia bands while they’re at their concerts 🤘❤️
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forget wordle can you find dolly parton in these pictures: a thread
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I don’t believe in the gender binary except for the fact that I don’t think men should be allowed within 800 of a microphone in case it leads to a podcast
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Why does winners want me to kms when taking off their price tags
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