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Joined May 2018
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yo i'm crying man this is the best time to be on twitter
Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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"but it's your parents first time living" okay and I don't give a fuck ???? what the fuck am I then? on my 10th reincarnation ?????
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Someone get me a cowboy hat, some Blue Bell Ice Cream, and a large number 5 from Whataburger with a Dr Pepper. I'm feelin' EXTRA TEXAN
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Yk how bad you gotta be as a president for Texas to flip to blue
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Y’all only skip Thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas after Halloween because y’all not thankful.
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A lot of people are not good people. They are just people who have never been in a position where being good would cost them something. Many people are not as principled as they think. They have simply never been sufficiently tempted. It is easy to talk about loyalty when you have nothing to gain from betraying someone. It is easy to preach honesty when the truth doesn't threaten your interests. It is easy to condemn infidelity when you have never had an opportunity to cheat without getting caught. It is easy to talk about integrity when doing the right thing doesn't come at a personal cost. I think we sometimes give people too much credit for virtues they have never actually had to demonstrate under pressure. Your character is not fully revealed by what you say you would never do. It is revealed by what you have the opportunity to do, what you stand to gain from doing it, and what you choose when nobody can hold you accountable.
Start a problematic discourse:
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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I hope you remember human connections aren't supposed to feel like mind games
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When I tell women they have to care less about being labeled bitchy, they think I’m saying be unnecessarily rude or mean. When what I’m actually saying is to get comfortable not performing niceness, being agreeable, and considering others more than you consider yourself.
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I heard someone say.. "In your 30's you start to become who you were as a girl again, but you love her this time"
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i love chinese food thank you chinese people
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people hating on cats really be beefing with an animal that sleeps 18 hours a day and doesn’t give a fuck
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i think the day you outgrow the fear of being judged or what people might say about you is the day you free yourself from so many messy situations and finally walk away from people who have damaged you beyond repair. and honestly, there's such a profound relief in that.
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Spirit Halloween prices
My Jason mask was $70 ima stab somebody fr on Halloween
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bitch this is genius
glow sticks at the bottom of your purse >>> #womeninstem
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What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?
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As a child, I was so stressed about the ozone layer 😭😭
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all the planets are in reggaeton right now
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i did that because i’m insane, next question.
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I love women who decided their life was going to be beautiful and then just went and made it that way.
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