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Nationals 1-4 hitters vs. Guardians on Monday:
James Wood: 4-5 (1 HR, 1 RBI, 2 R)
Luis García Jr. 3-5 (1 HR, 4 RBI, 2 R)
Curtis Mead: 2-5 (2 HR, 3 RBI, 2 R)
CJ Abrams: 1-4 (1 HR, 1 RBI, 1 R)
Nationals lead all of baseball with 298 runs scored this season.
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MOST INSANE 15 SECONDS OF THE YEAR
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Per the Hall of Fame’s request, my final Nats Scorebook is on its way to Cooperstown. I just had to share with you our final win together. Thanks Daylen Jacob and James for the HRs on See You Later Day! ⚾️❤️ CUL8R
Guaranteed Salary (2026+) per #MLB Team
LA Dodgers: $2,114,037,500
San Diego: $1,266,675,000
Toronto: $1,250,387,500
NY Mets: $1,140,550,000
Philadelphia: $865,173,963
NY Yankees: $789,162,500
Boston: $670,035,000
Atlanta: $656,775,000
San Francisco: $652,494,193
Arizona: $629,787,500
Houston: $512,045,000
Kansas City: $491,510,000
Seattle: $464,602,000
Texas: $444,825,000
Chicago (NL): $422,525,000
Baltimore: $369,737,000
LA Angels: $315,700,000
Athletics: $275,785,000
Milwaukee: $202,995,000
Colorado: $178,875,000
Cincinnati: $173,400,000
Detroit: $172,580,000
Pittsburgh: $159,080,000
Minnesota: $154,525,000
Cleveland: $131,500,000
Washington: $120,871,429
St. Louis: $102,525,000
Chicago (AL): $102,400,000
Miami: $76,420,000
Tampa Bay: $70,740,000
Including deferred payments, the #Dodgers now have $2.11B of guaranteed salary on their books.
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Things that Nationals fans have dealt with since 2020:
• World Series festivities canceled due to COVID
• Stephen Strasburg suffers a career-ending injury
• Max Scherzer and Trea Turner get traded in the same deal
• The Nats put the team up for sale and take the sale off several months later
• Juan Soto gets traded for the core of what the Nationals currently are in this moment
• Mike Rizzo and Davey Martinez get fired on the same day
• Cheap spending
Bring back competitive baseball to Washington DC, we’ve been through enough
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Joey Chestnut's eating records:
🍴 76 hot dogs & buns / 10 minutes
🍴 182 large chicken wings / 30 minutes
🍴 121 Twinkies / 6 minutes
🍴 257 Donettes / 6 minutes
🍴 390 shrimp wontons / 8 minutes
🍴 165 pierogi / 8 minutes
🍴 45 pulled pork sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 53 soft beef tacos / 10 minutes
🍴 30 fish tacos / 5 minutes
🍴 126 3" tacos / 8 minutes
🍴 54 cow-brain tacos / 8 minutes
🍴 82 small carnitas tacos / 8 minutes
🍴 103 slider burgers / 8 minutes
🍴 52 small cheeseburgers / 10 minutes
🍴 23 meat pies / 10 minutes
🍴 141 hard boiled eggs / 8 Minutes
🍴 12 lbs fried asparagus / 10 minutes
🍴 13.76 lbs pork rib meat / 12 minutes
🍴 20 corned beef sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 4.375 3-lb apple pies / 8 minutes
🍴 23 6" cheesesteaks / 10 minutes
🍴 5.9 lbs funnel cake / 10 minutes
🍴 81 mutton sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 118 jalapeno poppers / 10 minutes
🍴 36 pepperoni rolls / 10 minutes
🍴 9 lbs 6 oz smoked pulled pork / 10 minutes
🍴 6 lbs 5 oz horseshoe sandwiches / 12 minutes
🍴 62 pulled pork sliders / 10 minutes
🍴 7lbs shrimp / 8 minutes
🍴 28.5 canteen sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 30 gyros / 10 minutes
🍴 61.5 pork roll sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 14.5 lbs burritos / 10 minutes
🍴 14.5 lbs pie / 8 minutes
🍴 102 tamales / 12 minutes
🍴 384 gyoza dumplings / 10 minutes
🍴 25 pastrami half-sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 15 large bowls gumbo / 8 minutes
🍴 25.5 ice cream sandwiches / 6 minutes
🍴 47 grilled cheese sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 28 lbs poutine / 10 minutes
🍴 21 lbs shrimp cocktail / 8 minutes
🍴 13 lbs salt potatoes / 10 minutes
🍴 9.35 lbs whole turkey / 10 minutes
🍴 7.5 pizza hut calzones / 10 minutes
🍴 56 sausage & cheese kolaches / 8 minutes
🍴 185 croquetas / 8 minutes
🍴 43 pepperoni rolls / 10 minutes
🍴 6.5 2-foot pizza slices / 10 minutes
🍴 27 beef brisket bbq sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 81 waffles / 8 minutes
🍴 10 cups ramen / under 2 minutes
🍴 17.5 lbs cherry pie / 8 minutes
🍴 15.75 lbs bologna / 8 minutes
🍴 46 cheesesteak egg rolls / 8 minutes
Source: Major League Eating
This is the game Darnell Coles has been teaching… hit it on the ground and let them beat theirselves… unfortunately, it’s working. @TalkinNats
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players intentionally walked FOUR times in a game:
andre dawson, barry bonds, roger maris, manny ramirez, gary templeton
+ JAMES WOOD
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It's getting tiring to see All-Star snubs like this
Teoscar is a finalist thanks to fan voting, while James Wood finished with 1,000,000+ fewer votes
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USA vs Canada Started Off With 3 Straight Fights in 9 Seconds After Canadian Scumbags Boo'd The National Anthem buff.ly/42X7Rpi
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Cumberland University Athletic Training announces the hiring of Brice Elkins!
More: tinyurl.com/23vgqfjm
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USA! USA! USA!
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If I had a dollar for every time I beat Louiville I’d have 5 dollars… which isn’t a lot but crazy it happened 5 times.
#LsDown
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CONFERENCE CHAMPS!!
#UnionBaseball wins the AAC Tournament for the first time since 2006.
#RepTheU
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Replying to @Matt_Pfeffer10
Only to find out the series is being played at a different facility smh
































