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My penis is stuck inside of a Gatorade bottle, help me @Gatorade
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Diet tribes of North America
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normalize using “ <3 ” and “ !! ” after every sentence
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NEVER SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE NEVER SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE NEVER SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE NEVER SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE NEVER SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE NEVER SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE NEVER SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE
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$@attrapecoeur7Oct 28
thought of the day
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barb@ibaarbzOct 28
tirem a inteligência artificial do pinterest eu imploro
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Wall sits are wildly underrated. In a randomized trial of adults with high blood pressure, 4 x 2-min wall sits, 3x a week, cut systolic BP by 12.9 mmHg in 12 weeks. That's comparable to a standard dose of BP medication.
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the post above me is too erotic I can't hold it in anymore!!!! ( ˃̣̣̥᷄ᯅ˂̣̣̥᷅ ) 　 /⌒ヽค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้⊂⌒﹨ ⊂ ノヽ_ω_ 人 ⊃
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Biden’s dementia was the classic kind Trump’s dementia is the rare gay one
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are u on twitter bc ur mentally ill or are u mentally ill bc ur on twitter
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@griffisuOct 27
all my hoes texting me at the same time i feel like a customer service agent
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Reversal is incorrect - and not the word used in diabetes - remission yes. Type 2 Diabetes has a strong genetic component. Diet, activity, and weight loss can improve it and sometimes produce remission. Those facts coexist. Improving a genetically influenced disease doesn't prove genetics were never involved. "Not genetic" is wrong. "100% genetic" is wrong. "Completely reversible, full stop" promises an outcome nobody can guarantee. Remission is real, and so is relapse. And patients who still need medication haven't failed a character test, they have diabetes
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This is a joke, right? Please put your hand up if you have reversed type 2 diabetes with diet and movement so we can educate this mainstream cardiologist. Diabetes, like so many chronic diseases is completely reversible if you improve what you eat and move your body. Full stop.
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4 days until Halloween 🎃✨
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do you think your Muse likes you?
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Men have gained essentially no jobs since Trump took office. Since December 2024, the US has added about 760,000 jobs, and nearly all of them went to women, per government payroll data
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anon@anonwisheOct 27
Most evil people you know start talking about how they're bunnies
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how do people hydrate properly without having to pee every 5 seconds
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Etsy has banned AI-generated patterns and bot listings, and will now require sellers to post a real photo of the actual handmade item, protecting its 5 million mostly women-run shops.
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