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Joined May 2014
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a male selfie is often a cry for help
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this girl texted me saying “you’ll never find another girl like me” bitch that’s the goal
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Elon, have a lot of respect for you, but bad time to troll. Please stop. Our SPCX shares (from our $500m investment in your Twitter takeover) are worth more than a billion. Would appreciate if you show a little support. Thanks!
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I don't own enough cyber security stocks.
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FUN FACT: Today’s Binance hack is the largest robbery in human history. Current damage up to $6.1B. God help us all.
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Going to the club is gay
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I want AI to replace EVERYONE. Yes, everyone. Including me. I don’t want to work. I don’t want you to work either. I want AI to produce everything we need, robots to do all the physical labor, and the cost of goods and services to collapse toward zero. The fact that people see this as some kind of dystopian nightmare is hilarious. You have been conditioned to believe that spending 40 years working is the purpose of your existence. It’s not. I want everything automated. I want everything free. I want humanity to retire.
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Replying to @coinbase
@coinbase is safe. We are blocking sends to compromised Binance wallets and have made some adjustments to our cold storage systems solely out of an abundance of caution. Again. @Coinbase is safe.
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In 2026, "I built an app" is starting to sound a lot like "I made a PowerPoint."
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WHERE DO I STORE MY MONEY??? EVERYTHING IS GETTING HACKED LEDGER > HACKED BINANCE > HACKED POLYMARKET > HACKED METAMASK > HACKED PHANTOM > HACKED WHERE SHOULD I PUTTT MYY MONEYYY????
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binance hacker was the only person to ever make money on eth
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remember, even though we had crypto hacks for years all of the new ones are definitely because of ai
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BPD “sufferers” be like ugh can’t believe people are calling me manipulative after I threatened to kill myself for the 17th time
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The real risk with the Binance hack is not insolvency but the chilling effect it will have on the asset class. Past hacks were viewed as isolated incidents. But in this case, the market will (imo correctly) assume that this is the first of many LLM-enabled exploits. My non-crypto friends are already talking about Binance - it’s the biggest mainstream news coverage we've gotten in months. I don't see how instis will be able to justify additional investments into crypto under these conditions.
I am worried that this week's cybersecurity crisis is the beginning of a new bearish narrative for crypto. The early version of this narrative was "AI breaks crypto" - a concern that cryptographic primitives used in major protocols would be broken by automated research. At the time, I thought this fear was mostly overblown, and so far the market seems to have agreed. However, a slightly different version now seems plausible: "AI breaks crypto exchanges." There are hundreds of billions in digital assets sitting in the centralized custody of major exchanges. This is the juiciest target for hackers anywhere on the internet. I think there is a high probability that in the next few months, a top ten exchange loses billions of dollars of customer assets. If this happens, there will be a small immediate selloff as we've seen after past hacks. But it will also likely kick off a new narrative: that further hacks are only a matter of time, and that all assets on centralized exchanges are fundamentally insecure. Crypto's best path through the coming months is to define itself *positively* with respect to AI - for example, "crypto is the financial layer for agents." But if the main AI-related narrative that sticks to crypto is *negative* - like "crypto exchanges are the biggest losers in the cybersecurity apocalypse" - then we're in for a rough winter.
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luckily i’m prepared for the cyber attacks i got 4 cans of sardines
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"Your funds are safe"
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