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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker retweeted
these ideas have, sigh, legs.
The Fantasy Football crew’s NFL kicker looksmaxxing project is reaching new heights!
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ESPN trying to spin this as if there was an active threat this past weekend and then you read the article and this was a recommendation by the FBI over a calendar year ago.
He’s been ripping his shirt off without fear since then lmao this is so pathetic.
FBI reportedly advised Pat McAfee to wear bulletproof vest following Charlie Kirk killing awfulannouncing.com/espn/fbi…
Chickens and Mentals Caretaker retweeted
Got a lot of Seahawks fans asking me today: "Is Nelson still playing really well this year?"
BREAKING: The #Colts are trading 8× Pro Bowl G Quenton Nelson to the Seattle Seahawks, per @AdamSchefter.
Nelson, one of the best guards in football, joins a 4-3 #Seahawks team in a major trade.
Colts seem to be doing a really bad job of maximizing pick value. Why would you only take a 4th AFTER absorbing some of the remaining contract???
(Also Bears what are y’all doing lmao)
Note from Ian here:
#Colts are going to eat a portion of Buckner's remaining salary. He was due a little less than $8 million for the rest of the season.
Chickens and Mentals Caretaker retweeted
Cardinals just want to be involved in the NFC West moves
Sources: The #Cardinals are signing veteran WR Zay Jones.
Jones was with Arizona in 2024 and 2025 and now returns. He brings with him over 300 career catches, nearly 3,300 yards receiving and 18 TDs.
Sounds like a foregone conclusion Zabel will be the RG moving forward.
A deeper look at the Quenton Nelson trade from both the Seahawks' and Colts' perspectives, from me and @HolderStephen: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5029…
Will be interesting this upcoming offseason if they decide to pay Bradford to stay and give Zabel an entire offseason of Center work, or do they let him walk and Sundell is the team Center for the foreseeable future? Sundell also on final year of his contract.
Chickens and Mentals Caretaker retweeted
just need to watch a couple clips of Nelson blocking on outside zone to see why the Seahawks wanted him
only Chicago and Atlanta have run outside zone more this season
Trade: Colts have agreed to send eight-time Pro-Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seattle Seahawks, per me and @rapsheet. Nelson is on an expiring contract and the Colts are opting to get back draft capital now before they could lose him in free agency.
But an all-time Colt now moves on to the Seahawks.
In what world is $9.7M for a top 2 LG at his peak expensive, and why would paying ~$25M APY to a soon to be 7 time all-pro OL ever be a bad investment for a team that rivals the Chargers in OL construction
Hey @ChicagoBears you gotta respond and pull the trigger before your upcoming game against the Seahawks Monday.
The 49ers think you’re joke and don’t believe you’re contenders. What are 🫵 YOU prepared to do about it????
The Colts are now in active trade negotiations involving DeForest Buckner, per @Schultz_Report.
The 49ers and Bears are among those inquiring about the elite defensive tackle.
Chickens and Mentals Caretaker retweeted
Q on Seattle is crazy to see. I don't think people understand how much it changes their offense. Q isn't just a great pass protector and can keep the Qb upright. He is a legit offensive weapon in the run game. A true force multiplier for a team that has had RB issues 👀💪🏾🏉
Not sure people are understanding how massive of an upgrade this trade is for *both* the run and pass game
