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Engineering Manager. Minions, Seinfeld, Bulls Fan

Chicago, IL
Joined April 2009
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“When Grant Cardone says that earning only $400,000 per year would embarrass him, he’s trying to increase your current pain. If you make less than $400k, he wants you to think less of yourself so that you go looking for a solution (from him)” My latest: ofdollarsanddata.com/how-to-…
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Disrespect doesn’t just make people feel bad. It leads them to perform worse. Evidence from medical teams: Even a single insult decreases the quality of diagnoses and procedures. Rudeness disrupts focus and undermines collaboration. Civility is not optional. It’s vital.
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AI will replace developers the same way microwaves replaced cooking.
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On the perfection of the #CurbYourEnthusiasm finale with Larry David and a never-before-told story from "The Marine Biologist" episode more than 30 years ago — @JerrySeinfeld crushed it with us today: #Seinfeld #Unfrosted @SeinfeldTV @IJasonAlexander
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Constantly claiming to be a victim is not a sign of virtue. It's a strategy for narcissists and psychopaths to get ahead. Data: people who regularly signal victimhood are more willing to lie, cheat, and steal. Beware those who air personal grievances like every day is Festivus.
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"Israeli medical professionals and morgue workers said many women who died on Oct. 7 were found with broken legs and pelvic bones. [The] mutilations they examined were such that it was not always possible to distinguish female from male victims." usatoday.com/story/news/worl…
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That’s the best tennis match I’ve ever seen. Sinner: total dog. Terminator with ground strokes. But Alcaraz,
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Well this'll be in the documentary
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How Vanderbilt heirs were controlled by money. "Rather than using money to build a life, their life was built around money; rather than an asset, their inheritance was an insurmountable lifestyle debt, passed on until there was mercifully nothing left." collaborativefund.com/blog/t…
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With so many teams working independently on such a large monolith at Shopify, knowing how to catch and fix slow code quickly is incredibly important. bit.ly/3KlWs6P
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This is one of the most important articles I'll write all year—and the most complete framework for how I'm thinking about progress, public policy, and a better future for all Americans: America needs an "abundance agenda" theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv…
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I’ve been stuck in the casino for the last 20 months. At the start of Covid, I pulled my money out of index funds in an attempt to beat Mr. Market. In my pursuit of outperformance, I traded everything: options, leveraged shorts, growth stocks, & crypto. It's time to leave. 🧵
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The 404 page for the Financial Times is very on brand
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Code Golf: Conditionally Add To an Array - blog.thegnar.co/code-golf-co… (It's not the code golf you might be expecting, maybe more code course management.)
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