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Florian

@_fauxcus

opinions expressed are not of my employers

 Charlotte, NC
Joined August 2011
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You ever pause mid text like yo.. why am I even entertaining this
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micheal@godsb0y18h
“deep cleaning” my apartment by just throwing away all my belongings
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Why yall never get the ick from yall bds before you have a kid with em
🗝️ (@_aaraik) profile picture🗝️@_aaraikNov 7
A man not being able to get the bartender’s attention really is such an ick 😭😭
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yzyupdates
@yzyupdatesNov 6
INSIDE YEEZY FLAGSHIP DROAM ✨ Designed by Bianca Censori, Jack Skolnick, Gregory De Peña, Gianluca Padula Maltempo, Enrico Ricci, ALLWAHN, and Design Opera. 🔥
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helena@xhhelarNov 6
o filha da puta eh um gênio infelizmente
YEFANATICS (@yefanatics) profile pictureYEFANATICS
@yefanaticsNov 5
YEEZY TRANSLUCENT BOOT SEASON 01 , 2026.
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so was spongebob :)
saint (@saintisvrstile) profile picturesaint@saintisvrstileNov 6
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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NAYANSTAR@Nayanstar22h
THE ODYSSEY (2026) - 1080p with ENG subs
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lowkey hurt but oh well that's life
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blaqsheep@Blaq_meehNov 7
I love when a mf finally quit fakin lol you don’t fwm foreal
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Bria@itsactuallybriaNov 7
Yeah i need to bookmark this
ᴘʜʏꜱɪQᴜᴇ HQ (@Physique_HQ) profile pictureᴘʜʏꜱɪQᴜᴇ HQ@Physique_HQNov 6
Arnold on why muscles grow: hold the contraction until the muscle has to respond. “When it responds, it grows. Now if you just do the motion, nothing happens.” Stop going through the motions 🔥
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Whenever Steph Curry does his biopic, this is how it should start
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✞𓃗. (@iam___jj) profile picture
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@iam___jjNov 6
When it starts raining on your scheduled rot day
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37 MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS
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Zoe@zoem___Nov 6
Every single time
Lex (@onlylex01) profile pictureLex@onlylex01Nov 5
I’m not embarrassed to be a real lover….yes i’ll go all out for you.
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Bro snapped lol
PirateKing👑 (@onepirateking1) profile picturePirateKing👑@onepirateking1Nov 7
Nah, that ain't cosplay, that's him 💀
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GIRL KANYE GON EAT A HEEL EVERYTIME!!!
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will@aqueleewillNov 7
Eu nao desejo isso nem pro meu maior inimigo
Teresa (@TeresaReyReedus) profile pictureTeresa
@TeresaReyReedusNov 6
O sentimento de ver quem amamos escolher outra pessoa
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@m_disasterrNov 6
"You do not have any Open Bets " ,,.🥲💔🚮
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Dumb as a box of rocks🫩
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azmir@azmir_hndrxxNov 6
why every shorty feel like they deserve a rich nigga? ion feel like i deserve beyonce where’s the disconnect? 😭
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Facepalm@Facepalm27Nov 6
This is such a cool ass concept
Catsuka (@catsuka) profile pictureCatsuka
@catsukaNov 6
Animation by James Baxter for "Saba".
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