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Charlotte, NC
Joined August 2011
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“deep cleaning” my apartment by just throwing away all my belongings
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Why yall never get the ick from yall bds before you have a kid with em
A man not being able to get the bartender’s attention really is such an ick 😭😭
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INSIDE YEEZY FLAGSHIP DROAM ✨ Designed by Bianca Censori, Jack Skolnick, Gregory De Peña, Gianluca Padula Maltempo, Enrico Ricci, ALLWAHN, and Design Opera. 🔥
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o filha da puta eh um gênio infelizmente
YEEZY TRANSLUCENT BOOT SEASON 01 , 2026.
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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THE ODYSSEY (2026) - 1080p with ENG subs
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lowkey hurt but oh well that's life
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I love when a mf finally quit fakin lol you don’t fwm foreal
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Yeah i need to bookmark this
Arnold on why muscles grow: hold the contraction until the muscle has to respond. “When it responds, it grows. Now if you just do the motion, nothing happens.” Stop going through the motions 🔥
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Whenever Steph Curry does his biopic, this is how it should start
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When it starts raining on your scheduled rot day
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37 MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS
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Every single time
I’m not embarrassed to be a real lover….yes i’ll go all out for you.
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GIRL KANYE GON EAT A HEEL EVERYTIME!!!
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Eu nao desejo isso nem pro meu maior inimigo
O sentimento de ver quem amamos escolher outra pessoa
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"You do not have any Open Bets " ,,.🥲💔🚮
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Dumb as a box of rocks🫩
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why every shorty feel like they deserve a rich nigga? ion feel like i deserve beyonce where’s the disconnect? 😭
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This is such a cool ass concept
Animation by James Baxter for "Saba".
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cant be sad bout no shit i cant control we still gon ball either way
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