Parents, please check your kids' Halloween candy before they get to it. Lot of sickos out there. Someone tried to give us Chicago #Blackhawks tickets.

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Dave · Oct 30, 2026 · 10:41 PM UTC

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Menswear guy really said “pull over that ass too fat”

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But when viewed from the back, we start to see problems. The size of his derrière is causing the back pocket to gape. On a pair of properly tailored trousers, the jets — which is the narrow strip of fabric on the pocket — should come close to touching.

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Nostalgic 90s · Oct 30, 2026 · 8:51 PM UTC

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The perfect costume doesn't exis...

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Mama Beef · Oct 30, 2026 · 12:25 PM UTC

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oh haha yeah it’s the th- POKEMON??

Pokémon

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Tommy Hawk · Oct 31, 2026 · 12:16 AM UTC

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No one wants this smoke

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OceanStateBoy🌹⚓️🚆 · Oct 30, 2026 · 6:10 PM UTC

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Groyper staffers at the Department of Education: Look, le heckin’ based Malfoid reference!! This’ll really show those libs who’s in charge!! GOP strategists at 10pm on November 3rd watching Florida’s senate race be too close to call:

U.S. Department of Education

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There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄

Image from U.S. Department of Education (@usedgov)

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.🖤. · Oct 30, 2026 · 11:35 PM UTC

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gfy if you think this

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Replying to @DavidPSamson

@DavidPSamson says MLB no longer needs radio: "We don't need baseball on radio anymore." The former Marlins president predicts on Nothing Personal that "radio will go the way of Kodak and Blockbuster." @JohnMamola has more. #MLB barrettmedia.com/2026/10/28/…

David Samson: Baseball Is No Longer "Needed" On The Radio

"You require to have baseball and radio because everybody hasn't died yet who grew up listening to baseball on the radio. But guess what? That generation is going to die at some point."

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Chispi ✨🪼🇵🇷 · Oct 30, 2026 · 6:58 PM UTC

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beautiful game

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Josh Nelson - Sox Machine · Oct 30, 2026 · 10:06 PM UTC

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The Chicago White Sox are inviting ticket holders to focus group sessions starting in Mid-November to talk about Justin Ishbia's The Railyards stadium plan. @SoxMachine Check your email inbox to see if you've been invited to participate in the focus group.