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i will be posting about it, or at least considering it

Virginia/Indiana
Joined July 2010
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“This is not about woke, this is about broke”
Hillary Clinton: “His surrogates and a lot of the independent expenditure media is really fear-mongering against El-Sayed as a Muslim, trying to link him to the Muslim Brotherhood, Trump is doing that. I’m just tired of that and I hope people are tired of that. Judge somebody on who they are, what they stand for, what they produce. This is not about woke, this is about broke. If you can’t win on affordability, if you are bankrupting the country and enriching yourself personally, try to divert attention”
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Injury Report for tomorrow's game against the 76ers: Aaron Nesmith - Probable (left hamstring strain) Obi Toppin - Probable (left hand sprain) Tyrese Haliburton - Questionable (left hamstring tightness) Andrew Nembhard - Questionable (neck soreness) Ben Sheppard - Out (left meniscus tear) Johnny Furphy - Out (right ACL repair/surgery) T.J. McConnell - Out (right hamstring strain) Ivica Zubac - Out (left ankle sprain)
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Milton makes this clear, it’s all the guys giving their opinions under the veil of free choice but ultimately Lucifer has the final say. They’re all trying to sway his opinion like a King’s small council
>Heaven is an autocracy >Hell has a parliament
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None burger all beef
Burger King is selling bunless burgers made with nothing but beef in Japan The patties cost more than regular cheeseburgers
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Stayed a night a few houses down from here in the spring, gorgeous neighborhood and seemingly empty
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They’re called cow cats and they’re evil
saw a polka dot cat for the first time ever. i had no idea this was possible.
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mune murakami. mune murakami can you hear me
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“andrew” retweeted
the people’s princess
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Obama standing a little too close to you would be like: Let me be near #WelcomeBackStrauss
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stay away from her
Shirt gets stuck and Caitlin said she is not helping him
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I remain shocked they had the camera obscura the whole time but didn’t figure out the photograph until the 1800s
Current obsession: women tracing their lovers shadow before they go off to war :(
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I woulda figured it out
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As opposed to the condition with which I was afflicted in elementary school, the mnemonic plague
🚨Breaking. There's been a pneumonic plague outbreak at a BSL-3 lab in Siberia, Russia.🚨 "Nearly 200 People Under Observation After Irkutsk Lab Worker Dies From Plague" - Moscow Times This is fact, and also the inciting incident in my book BIOLOGICAL WAR: A SCENARIO, which is unnerving. Will post more as I learn more, including from Russian speaking sources🧵 shorturl.at/De4kW
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Rowdy you will not see the gates of Heaven
.@CBPPortDirJFK K9 Rowdy had a busy day at JFK! He alerted to a bag from Ghana with 72 lbs of yams, veggies, and spices—all prohibited. Thanks to Rowdy, these items were stopped at the border. Who’s a good dog? 🐶🦴
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Imagine how Mr. Met feels watching this
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Dom Smith in October makes me feel something. Idk what it is but it’s something
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BREAKING: President Trump reportedly asked for Grok's opinion before invading Venezuela and capturing Nicolás Maduro, per TC
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They play in different leagues
One Chicago baseball team won 89 games, finished in second place, and was rewarded by facing the hottest team in baseball. Another Chicago baseball team won 84 games, finished in second place, and was rewarded by facing the worst playoff team in history. BASEBALL!!!
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In another life I’d like to be the guy who wrote the skyrizi jingle
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