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j e s s 🌺

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retired.

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined May 2016
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@maddenificoNov 5
Holy shit! I 'd like to report a murder.
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Saint Hoax@SaintHoaxNov 4
midterms recap 🧢
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Godzilla’s atomic breath turned the entire country blue, say thank you Godzilla
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>The year is 1998. Georgia flips blue and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is released. >The year is 2026. Georgia flips blue and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is released.
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Pop Base
@PopBaseNov 4
Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Greggory Hull. (via NBC) She becomes the first Native American woman to be elected governor in U.S. history.
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monty
@monty_avoNov 4
TEXAS IS OFFICIALLY BLUE WE DID IT 😭
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xenomorph 🦑@lifeisbreezyNov 4
a blue tsunami across america on godzilla day OH EXACTLYYYY
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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this clip fries me every time
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Just finished watching Clayface…..
Booty Bandito 🐝 (@trashsushi) profile pictureBooty Bandito 🐝@trashsushiOct 22
Ight yall about to watch Clayface
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bum
@BattleRapBumOct 15
the AI migos videos had yall SCREAMING
ᵖ ⢏⢢⣀⡔⡹🤍 (@ieatu4lunch) profile pictureᵖ ⢏⢢⣀⡔⡹🤍@ieatu4lunchOct 14
why the fuck is so hot in october
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🍁 • oot !!!@zeldatalkSep 8
deku tree i threw up
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@coxrabAug 26
Replying to @PopBase
First the wrong D & now T, but never the DT.
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Chicha Roan@jush_for_funAug 25
Everyone dying but him…
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MISS VIRGO
@varruechexoAug 17
EVERYBODY DYING BUT THAT FAT EVIL ORANGE BITCH IM SO IRRITATED
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‏ً
@omgsidewalksAug 9
I’m NOT emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNJul 27
“Listen to your body.” My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now
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Zeroeshima@ZeroeshimasJul 27
300 racist family members lmfao
Globe Eye News (@GlobeEyeNews) profile pictureGlobe Eye News
@GlobeEyeNewsJul 26
Over 300 family members of 9/11 victims are demanding that Zohran Mamdani be banned from the 25th anniversary memorial at Ground Zero.
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Lisa
@lisathebeauty1Jul 26
“Are u okay?” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes
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