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korg

@_korg__

I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan but I'm innocent until my guilt is proven

Joined May 2025
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Men posting Jensen's wife to justify his cheating are disgusting
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Can’t believe Jensen popped the AI bubble with his dick.
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Our 401k is really tied to trusting 7 random men not to fuck foreign spies
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woke 3.0 is here baby
Image from lillian 🦅🦅 (@larsanthem)
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BREAKING: Protesters are reportedly placing a line of minced garlic all around the blocks surrounding the White House to keep Stephen Miller out.
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My American friends please relax, there is no chance you’ll be forced to speak Arabic because there is no chance you’ll be able to learn it
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Lien
@JacksonsruleNov 6
When I say "eat the rich," I don't mean the surgeon with 700K in his bank account who had sleepless nights and worked hard for it. I mean the billionaires who earn 10K a minute even while they're asleep.
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*throws Amex down at the abortion clinic* keep the tab open
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M1das
@M1das_OW2Nov 4
it’s elon mosque now
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huney@huney2sweetNov 4
Just turned my desk at work towards Mecca
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fuck it. Kelly Clarkson, go get that fucking bird you wanted right now HURRY UP
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They're replacing the Ten Commandments in Texas classrooms with the terms and conditions of Grindr
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Please reply in the comments with the best tweets of the night so we can all laugh together
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They're shooting Mitch McConnell out of a cannon tomorrow
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CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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if texas turns blue today i’m getting blackout drunk at a bucees
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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I'm not manually changing my oven clock. That's my kitchen time zone now.
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What on earth IS IT about the way the sun hits the trees around 4 PM in late October?! It’s like somebody opens a little door to your childhood for approximately three seconds. And then it’s gone again.
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