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hey man, that song they were playing in the background was outta pocket as hell 😭
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can you even imagine the amount of charlie kirks walking around on halloween in a few days... while the barrier between the mortal and spirit worlds is at its thinnest perhaps he might even join us for some ghoulish tricks
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i hate gay Halloween wdym you’re Jennette McCurdy’s non-existent book “Matter Fact Fvck My Granny Too” …
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next time your mom show you an unfunny memes, remember how she reacted when you showed her your wack crayon drawings.
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Whenever I smoke weed I just have thoughts like “monsters inc is honestly an incredible concept for a movie.” movie appreciation drug
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Nathan: Do you see why this is funny?
Elizabeth: He’s wearing a hot dog costume?
Nathan: Yeah, he is. But what about his feigned innocence at not being the one who drove the hot dog car through the wall?
Elizabeth: Well…he’s saying he didn’t do that.
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NATHAN FIELDER: So you see he's ordering 55 burgers and 55 fries and 55 tacos and 55 pies and 55 Cokes and so on.
ELIZABETH HOLMES: Yes.
NATHAN FIELDER: So why is that funny?
ELIZABETH HOLMES: Because he's...doing...something?
BILLY EVANS: That's enough for now. Cut the camera.
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Still probably my favorite Nathan Fielder project. Nathan, Emma, and Benny in top form. Spirals into such an unsettling, mysterious register. One of the scariest endings of anything ever, honestly.































