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i’m a clam guy

@_mandydee

Sex, drugs and violoncello | she/her

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Joined May 2012
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**tune of killing her softly** pointing a gun at my mailman
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shiv roy’s maid of honor@sondheimite9h
this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
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Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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@MissSassboxOct 28
hey man, that song they were playing in the background was outta pocket as hell 😭
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@RetroNewsNowOct 28
🍣📺 Doug tries sushi for the first time (October 27, 1991)
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Witch@witchwoundsOct 27
can you even imagine the amount of charlie kirks walking around on halloween in a few days... while the barrier between the mortal and spirit worlds is at its thinnest perhaps he might even join us for some ghoulish tricks
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@pastlifeariOct 27
going as big miss steak 😭💀
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@petaltrinOct 24
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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ari@aricantsinghOct 25
i hate gay Halloween wdym you’re Jennette McCurdy’s non-existent book “Matter Fact Fvck My Granny Too” …
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乂@forthedamnhoesOct 23
next time your mom show you an unfunny memes, remember how she reacted when you showed her your wack crayon drawings.
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ash@heythatsmeashOct 23
Whenever I smoke weed I just have thoughts like “monsters inc is honestly an incredible concept for a movie.” movie appreciation drug
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sera@euchreismOct 22
All adventurous women do.
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😵‍💫@samc00keOct 22
Resolved to not look at my phone on my afternoon walk and saw a dead body
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unconfident gay male@wikipetanfanOct 22
Primetime (2026)
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sera@euchreismOct 21
phrases to make you more elegant and feminine
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Blake ™@NeilNevinsOct 21
Nathan: Do you see why this is funny? Elizabeth: He’s wearing a hot dog costume? Nathan: Yeah, he is. But what about his feigned innocence at not being the one who drove the hot dog car through the wall? Elizabeth: Well…he’s saying he didn’t do that.
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Ben Greenman@bengreenmanOct 20
NATHAN FIELDER: So you see he's ordering 55 burgers and 55 fries and 55 tacos and 55 pies and 55 Cokes and so on. ELIZABETH HOLMES: Yes. NATHAN FIELDER: So why is that funny? ELIZABETH HOLMES: Because he's...doing...something? BILLY EVANS: That's enough for now. Cut the camera.
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lp@lilypuckett21 Jul 2022
nathan fielder should get hbo to let him redo theranos
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Will@SilentDawnLBOct 20
Still probably my favorite Nathan Fielder project. Nathan, Emma, and Benny in top form. Spirals into such an unsettling, mysterious register. One of the scariest endings of anything ever, honestly.
flanthippe (@flanthippe) profile pictureflanthippe@flanthippeOct 20
rare footage of nathan actually angry
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@131pepe69Oct 19
this is one of the better pieces of content i came across in my c 20 years of browsing the web
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@lydiakauppiOct 18
I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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Men For Fielder@loganlofgrenOct 20
Showing this to Elizabeth Holmes and asking her why it's funny
Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan) profile pictureTrung Phan
@TrungTPhanOct 18
The top video on Nathan Fielder’s YouTube channel is “Thin Watermelon”: it was posted 16 years ago, has 5m+ views and is glorious.
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lana schwartz@_lanabelleOct 19
sitting on the couch....nathan fielder showing you a comedy sketch....some women really do have it all
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Million Dollar Gabey@GabewatchOct 19
I cannot believe that the Wizard of Loneliness is a real movie I thought this guy had just come up with the worlds coldest insult.
lea 🌿 (@imahyperlover) profile picturelea 🌿@imahyperloverOct 18
Personally this is one of my favourite Nathan clips
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