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Joined April 2010
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Anything with a label is tea to yall. These are unbearably terrible 🤣
these new tall chanel rain boots 🔥😩😍 is sooo TEA!!! need a pair 🔥
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cici ✨ retweeted
November doesn’t even have afternoons. you eat lunch then it’s almost tomorrow
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Flowers for no reason is always a 10/10.
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Quote this with a pic of you wearing brown? 🤎
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One of the best things I did for myself was get dimmable light bulbs for my bedroom
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Tried editing my pic with AI once and left it at that lol cause why are you changing my whole face when all I asked was to remove something in the background
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cici ✨ retweeted
You’ll be at your worst financially and the German government will charge you for air
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Finding out outlook was down from social media is how I know I be at work bullshittin
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Giving y’all more than 140 characters to tweet was a big mistake
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Noch schnell alles über Klarna bestellen
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Need my man to only tweet about sports. And only on the days his team is actually playing.
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Likeeeee
Idc if we met 30mins ago… Put me first.
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If everybody hates dating so much, stop dating
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Men go to Turkey once and start deleting all pics with their old hairline
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I need to lay eyes on that gate at the airport before I do anything else.
What’s a Millennial habit that gives you away instantly, no matter your age?
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People can’t let loose and do this when they are under constant surveillance
I don’t like that women don’t dance on men in the club anymore. I hate that so bad as a heterosexual woman!!!!!
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I'm so tired of starting all over again. Now someone else has to see my titties 😭
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cici ✨ retweeted
My daughter is 17, looks a lot like the girls in this video, and will be going to college in the fall. I didn’t have to have a discussion with her about this because she’s not a racist piece of shit. Her mother and I raised her right.
Because of this completely insane Ole Miss story, I was just forced to have a long talk with my 14 year old daughter, who is going to look a lot like these girls (the way they looked is THE reason the video went viral) and has a BIG personality. I explained that the left has lost their damn minds and they are out for blood, especially that of good-looking white people with a perceived conservative background. I told her she would be a perfect target, especially given me as her dad and her public fandom of Charlie Kirk, and that with cameras everywhere now, she can NOT publicly joke about ANYTHING. Literally ANYTHING. This is very relevant because she does a great “Cartman” impression and, as one of the funniest people I know, loves telling politically incorrect jokes in that voice. I made it clear that she can no longer do that in public. We are officially living in a “1984” thought police state. This is no longer America, especially here in California. So, a bit of legitimate humor just left this world because of this incredibly stupid story. Nice job, everyone!! 😡🤦‍♂️🤮🥲
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