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cici ✨ retweeted
My daughter is 17, looks a lot like the girls in this video, and will be going to college in the fall. I didn’t have to have a discussion with her about this because she’s not a racist piece of shit. Her mother and I raised her right.
Because of this completely insane Ole Miss story, I was just forced to have a long talk with my 14 year old daughter, who is going to look a lot like these girls (the way they looked is THE reason the video went viral) and has a BIG personality.
I explained that the left has lost their damn minds and they are out for blood, especially that of good-looking white people with a perceived conservative background. I told her she would be a perfect target, especially given me as her dad and her public fandom of Charlie Kirk, and that with cameras everywhere now, she can NOT publicly joke about ANYTHING. Literally ANYTHING.
This is very relevant because she does a great “Cartman” impression and, as one of the funniest people I know, loves telling politically incorrect jokes in that voice. I made it clear that she can no longer do that in public.
We are officially living in a “1984” thought police state. This is no longer America, especially here in California.
So, a bit of legitimate humor just left this world because of this incredibly stupid story.
Nice job, everyone!!
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cici ✨ retweeted
hello, we are the EU :) it is now prohibited to buy anything from anywhere and have any fun and hobbies. also you cant use klarna anymore, shouldve worked harder to have more money!oh? a job? oh no we dont do these since 2018 lmaooo…benefits? we had to cut that out too sorry :/
cici ✨ retweeted
Those Toyotas are built to last. No fancy gimmicks. Just a reliable compact car.
Years ago, I sold a Toyota Yaris with over 150,000 miles to a client who was initially very concerned about the mileage.
I explained average annual mileage, encouraged him to get his mechanic to thoroughly inspect the car, and told him to make his decision based on the car’s actual condition, not just the odometer.
He had it checked and bought it.
Fast forward several years, that same Yaris has gone from being his personal car to his wife’s car and eventually the family runabout for errands and school runs.
He’s since bought other Toyotas from me, and I’ve only managed to convince him to add a Honda CRV to the family.
Now, with Chinese cars taking over the market, I’m still trying to convince him to give one a chance. No way!
His position? Toyota and Honda for life!
I guess that’s what years of reliability and a good ownership experience can do to a customer.
cici ✨ retweeted
One of the worst things about being single is that people think that just because you're single and they like you, you MUST to like them back or give them a chance. The entitlement is crazy lmao
