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UPDATE it's in my bio request access and i might give it to you keyword is might don't take it personally if i don't let you in
hi i made a private account i'm not gonna leak the @ but if you want access ask in replies and i might dm it to you
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Remember when the "funny trauma" stories actually had funny parts? instead of being 4-5 solid walls of text outlining a sad-without-redemption trauma dump about a dead parent who beat them but it was funny! Because nobody knew!!
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what a run im fucking crying yo
I’m shaking right now. I just got punched in the face checking out at the liquor store by an African Jew wearing a hoodie. The police aren’t helping at all. Please stay safe out there.
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bro this shit is fucking beautiful 😭
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A statement from Devils GM Sunny Mehta on our game Tuesday in Winnipeg.
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me when my neighbor has a trampoline
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BUMS 🤣🫵
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Called
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Replying to @flabbyfinn
I remember reading someone comment on this scene and made it funnier if you imagine a crackhead just hanging around the gas station and they're just eavesdropping on what they assume is two other crackheads arguing and one screaming "YOU. ARE. A. TOYYYY" to the other.
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What do you get at Raising Cane’s? So let’s see, they have a two-piece combo, a three-piece combo, a four… it’s chicken nuggets. Fucking idiot. What do you get at Raising Cane’s? The pizza! I love Raising Cane’s stir-fry and fucking pizza. You fucking stupid idiot. What do I get at Raising Cane’s? What do you think? I get the fried chicken strips. What’d you get the Caniac Combo or the box combo? That’s what you’re asking me? You’re asking me do I get four or five chicken tenders? I have to know. I have to know! Do you get the four-piece combo or do you get the five-piece combo? Do you get it with the toast or do you get it with the coleslaw? What is wrong with you people? Seriously. You’re retarded. You have a developmental disorder and you’re retarded. And you should feel bad. You should feel bad for asking that. What do you get at Raising Cane’s? What do you mean what do I get at Raising Cane’s? What’s your Raising Cane’s order? What? What’s your Pizza Hut order? Pizza. What’s your go-to when you go to Pizza Hut? Yeah, pizza. No, the sushi’s really good.
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dutch is a beautiful language
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Yea bro is ass
Shedeur had not been good at all.
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J.J. McCarthy gets blasted by Manti Te’o’s girlfriend off the edge while throwing on the sideline 💔
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500 followers. yay #capitalism
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We've fully enclosed you Indiana. Join or else.
DEMOCRATS MAKE SWEEPING GUBERNATORIAL GAINS DURING TRUMP'S TWO TERMS IN OFFICE During Trump's first term, Democrats flipped governorships in Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Kansas, Nevada, Illinois, New Mexico, Maine, New Jersey and Kentucky. Republicans made two gains of their own, taking control of West Virginia in 2017 after Governor Jim Justice switched parties and flipping Montana in 2020. The trend has continued into Trump's second term, with Democrats making major gains in the midterms, flipping Republican-held governorships in Texas, Georgia, Ohio, Iowa and Nevada. In Texas, Gina Hinojosa became the first Democrat elected governor since Ann Richards in 1990. Georgia also elected its first Democratic governor in nearly three decades, with Keisha Lance Bottoms becoming the first Democrat to win since Roy Barnes in 1998. Democrats broke long losing streaks in Ohio and Iowa, where the party had not won a governor's race since 2006. Nevada, meanwhile, returned to Democratic control after Republicans flipped the state in 2022. The results leave Democrats controlling a majority of governorships nationwide for the first time since 2010, a considerable change from January 2017, when Republicans held 33 governor's offices as Trump entered the White House.
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Got my snacks all ready to watch some #NHL action tonight.
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riley herbst will return in avengers doomsday
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i scheduled this like 5 months ago what does this mean
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