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i'm 500,000 years old 2nd world citizen

colony of new california
Joined February 2021
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I鈥檓 sorry but this is one of the funniest post I鈥檝e seen in a while. 馃槀
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handsome privilege lets me say things like "yeah i spiked your drink" with ZERO repercussions
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skinny niggas can't sit down for too long because it hurts our ass bones
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born just in time to witness the gates of hell opening up beneath us
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Sleeping with vape charging next to my head
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Roz from "Hey Good Lookin" (David Jonas)
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Nigga .. he stair glitched me nigga .. I鈥檓 backing out .. nigga stair glitched me nigga .. he stair glitched me nigga .. I鈥檓 outta here nigga .. nigga just stair glitched me .. back out nigga .. nigga stair glitched me . I swear to god he did .. yea we won nigga
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creating a time machine for the sole purpose of finding whoever invented high waisted jeans and feeding them to an orca whale.
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final destination movies are rube goldberg machines where you die
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Concept art for the original Bladerunner (1982) film by visual futurist and designer Syd Mead
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can't wait until the cold carbonated beverage hits my lips #notanalcoholic #chills
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