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"I don't know if there's a word that describes that transitional feeling you get when you.. going from wanting to believe.. to see the things you told yourself you wanted to be real, become a permanent truth that can never be erased. That is a burden, a curse I wish upon no man."
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dudes who do bjj post-rogansphere try to be "the humble nice guy who could actually kill you" character and it's glaringly obvious.
the type to be overly friendly in the locker room, but then goes 100% during a technique demonstration.
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I love making up arabic sayings.
"The camel prefers the spiked fruit over the soft lemon"
"Djinn are like women, ignore them, beat them if you must."
"The infidel is as clean as the left hand, they mustn't be touched"
Chinese proverbs have got to be some of the most pretentious and hollow quotes ever conceived. Usually the most obvious shit that sounds revolutionary to low IQ rice farmers. “A storm may rattle a pond but will never upset the ocean”
The chinese never had to be strapped to splintered wooden ships braving 60 foot swells. You think Magellan was whispering metaphors about koi fish while the Pacific tried to eat his crew alive?
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"Be careful with what you know. That's where most people's troubles begin. I know some things too."
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"make yourself at home, it's gonna be a while... and don't worry, he's friendly... usually..."
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The world's greatest impressionist is the one who can pretend to be the world's greatest impressionist.
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I couldn't be in the CIA because by the time we got to the
"Would you be willing to kill this person-
*puts a photo of my wife on the desk*
-to defend this nation's secrets?"
portion of the interview, I'd already sliced the guy's throat and began my life looking over my shoulder.

















