food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

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ritu ☆˚｡ · Oct 27, 2026 · 7:34 AM UTC

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ritu ☆˚｡@paintedmegvlden11h

minhyuk paralleling ashley tisdale

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Sam · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:58 PM UTC

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Sam@cowboysamm3h

Truly the greatest thing I’ve seen all month thank you

susie

@susieetweets16h

i love gay halloween because wdym you’re the reno 911 dui stop

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brian · Oct 27, 2026 · 12:59 AM UTC

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brian@brianonhere17h

Your husband smacks your butt as you unplug the crock pot full of buffalo dip

Nate@n8gallagher22h

It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging

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unregistered hypercam 2 · Oct 27, 2026 · 4:42 AM UTC

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unregistered hypercam 2@xWMHCx14h

A month without pac i miss you so much bastard your presence is still just as prominent as when you were here

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Super Saiyan MailGod Flow · Oct 27, 2026 · 3:44 AM UTC

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Super Saiyan MailGod Flow@umeprobdupree14h

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°°𝓶𝓼°°la edgehead☆⋈ · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:30 PM UTC

°°𝓶𝓼°°la edgehead☆⋈@_shownusofty5h

met a lady with two kids whose husband gambles every single paycheck on online caesars casino, men do shit like that and then do a m*rder-su¡cide because of gambling debt.

bee@BumbleWitTheBeeOct 26

I’m not letting no man with a gambling addiction lead my household

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bee · Oct 26, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC

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bee@BumbleWitTheBeeOct 26

I’m not letting no man with a gambling addiction lead my household

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°°𝓶𝓼°°la edgehead☆⋈ · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:21 PM UTC

°°𝓶𝓼°°la edgehead☆⋈@_shownusofty5h

collision was kinda hilarious on saturday, only in north carolina will you smell fresh bojangles chicken frying during a wrestling show lmao

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Hot girl named STAR!⭐️ · Oct 27, 2026 · 5:41 AM UTC

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Hot girl named STAR!⭐️@N4LEDII13h

So we move to LA, my father gets a job in the palm restaurant, my uncle Junior works there who is a Jehovah’s Witness believe it or not he went from Catholic to Jehovah

yin

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She stormed this day

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°°𝓶𝓼°°la edgehead☆⋈ · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:07 PM UTC

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they spill WHAT!?!?!?!?

em@emilyagain22h

I tried booking a room in Miami and they have an $600 incidental deposit. I called to get more info on why it's so high, and the receptionist said "people get BBL next door and spill blood and guts all over our rooms, we need protection". Florida should be its own separate planet

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takoda · Oct 27, 2026 · 7:40 AM UTC

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takoda@strongstyled11h

i think one of the biggest problems with modern wrestling is simply the idea of it. people want too much and too little. they expect everything and nothing. they want fresh ideas and to relive the 2010's. and of course my best recommendation for this is to watch ddt pro wrestling

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𖣔Sar𖣔🍉 · Oct 26, 2026 · 9:29 PM UTC

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𖣔Sar𖣔🍉@_Sarnobyl_21h

Then sell the houses back to the public!

Dexerto

@Dexerto22h

Airbnb hosts are threatening to boycott the platform over its ban on checkout chores Some claim guests will “rob us of toilet paper” and leave properties a mess

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