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Archimwendes โœŠ๐Ÿพ

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Joined March 2012
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Jeffrey K ๐Ÿ‰ (@JayFreaKay) profile picture
Jeffrey K ๐Ÿ‰
@JayFreaKay3h
If youโ€™re going to make noise pale kwa bash make sure youโ€™re the loudest when the #RutoMustGo chants start.
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Tania ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŽ€ (@Taniafinee) profile picture
Tania ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŽ€@TaniafineeNov 2
Hadi hutaki responsibility ya kujimaliza dear?๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
lucy๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒธโ€ข.โ€ข. (@_1ucy_a) profile picturelucy๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒธโ€ข.โ€ข.
@_1ucy_aNov 2
Fvck adulting,put me back in the womb and abort it
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Maandamano Hottie ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ (@_omalicha__) profile picture
Maandamano Hottie ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ@_omalicha__18h
From the same kitchen that gave us the Kabelo special โ€œyou canโ€™t force us to listen to kenyan oontz,โ€ we bring you, โ€œthe police raids in Nairobi are the reason I perform for 20 minutesโ€ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฃ.
UNCLE DLALA (@dlalathukzin_) profile pictureUNCLE DLALA
@dlalathukzin_20h
Iโ€™m simply saying that the duration of my performance is not always in my hands. I can be booked for a certain set time, but circumstances beyond my control can sometimes cut that time short (e.g Police, etc)
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august (@cephalophories) profile picture
august@cephalophories13h
the thing about this is that jd vance is extremely online and probably does care immensely that he got ratioed on twitter tbh
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile pictureMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
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Having an elected official be under the age of 50 has been actually iconic
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile pictureMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor14h
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Gitz ๎จ€ (@Gitz__) profile picture
Gitz ๎จ€
@Gitz__9h
"By the way Unaniboo na hizi story zako za Barabara wewe na hiyo barabara ni right yako"
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Mannerless Wairimu (@findingwairimu) profile picture
Mannerless Wairimu@findingwairimu4h
Yโ€™all made your libidos win??? They have increase the price of cetrizine. 50bob for one from 10 bob Mafakasโ€ฆ.
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Maandamano Hottie ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ (@_omalicha__) profile picture
Maandamano Hottie ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ@_omalicha__7h
Presented without context to kenyan twitter:
Bhoomi (@bhoomeme) profile pictureBhoomi@bhoomeme22h
ah yes the plight of living alone, i love my friends lol
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TยทM โ™ช~ แ••(แ›)แ•— (@mbarani) profile picture
TยทM โ™ช~ แ••(แ›)แ•—@mbarani7h
Forndoms???
Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken (@woofknight) profile picturePapa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken
@woofknight21h
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Droid (@droid254) profile picture
Droid
@droid25410h
This is what the government wanted... They got the funds now people suffer
Moe (@moneyacademyKE) profile pictureMoe
@moneyacademyKE12h
Over 350 Kenyan workers have been denied entry into Saudi Arabia due to Ebola concerns, despite having valid work visas
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Kevรญn (@KevOnStage) profile picture
Kevรญn
@KevOnStage10h
I donโ€™t think Mamdani could have picked a more perfect meme.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile pictureMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor14h
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile picture
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor14h
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VP23h
We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here arenโ€™t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan โ€“ May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micrโ€ฆ therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-strโ€ฆ
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Saddique Shaban (@SaddiqueShaban) profile picture
Saddique Shaban
@SaddiqueShabanNov 2
I spoke ahead of time. The amount of land in coastal Kenya that has changed hands into private since the grabber came to power in 2022 is unbelievable. He's basically stealing land using the barrel of a gun and other accelerated expired leases. The stories will be out soon.
Saddique Shaban (@SaddiqueShaban) profile pictureSaddique Shaban
@SaddiqueShaban13 Jan 2019
If that famous Kenyan land grabber came to Senegal and saw this empty Beach Front property....
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Stakabadhi (@gufydox) profile picture
Stakabadhi@gufydoxNov 2
Dear whole of Africa, If I see one more tweet asking why we donโ€™t like this guy ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
Moe (@moneyacademyKE) profile pictureMoe
@moneyacademyKENov 2
Over Sh13 billion was added to the cost of the Bomas project, increasing it from Sh31.7 billion to Sh45.1 billion without explanation. Here is how in the thread below:
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Maldita :3 (@gabiinchains) profile picture
Maldita :3@gabiinchainsNov 2
Vocรชs acham que maus tratos รฉ sรณ com cachorro e gato pqp
Renato Gaรบcho Insider (@qi83ofc) profile pictureRenato Gaรบcho Insider
@qi83ofcNov 2
Um homem que cria peixes em sua fazenda ficou 2 dias sem alimentรก-los. Quando finalmente voltou para jogar a raรงรฃo, ele nรฃo imaginava que presenciaria uma cena dessas...
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Jeffrey K ๐Ÿ‰ (@JayFreaKay) profile picture
Jeffrey K ๐Ÿ‰
@JayFreaKay20h
Please release Shake The Room ๐Ÿ˜ญ @apedrums
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Karani Mutonga (@Karanimutonga) profile picture
Karani Mutonga
@KaranimutongaNov 2
We are not voting out a president. We are voting out a thief. And it shouldn't end there. He should be jailed.
KTN News (@KTNNewsKE) profile pictureKTN News@KTNNewsKENov 2
We have exclusively obtained and photographed a massive 390-page copy of the contract bearing the official stamp of the KDF. What this voluminous document reveals is a staggering tale of financial excess, buried deep within impenetrable legal jargon. standardmedia.co.ke/nationalโ€ฆ
Bomas billions: Secret contract exposes Sh2.5b 'kickback' clauses, inflated costs

Bomas billions: Secret contract exposes Sh2.5b 'kickback' clauses, inflated costs

standardmedia.co.ke
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No one owes you a functioning country- David Ndii Tandika katiba upite juu- Aaron Cheruiyot If Kenya is bad, why not leave- Beatrice Elachi A bunch of foolish and ignorant youth- Alice Ng'ang'a People have died in every protest under every administration- Karen Nyamu Add yours
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Unknown_figure@Lesh______Nov 1
Replying to @eEtiZmE @Ohlee_vah
Why would you cut off the only thing you bringing to the table
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Nkatha๐Ÿ’ฅ (@Arch_Nkatha) profile picture
Nkatha๐Ÿ’ฅ@Arch_NkathaNov 2
Brethren, hii kuchukua kura na kupiga vizuri is a matter of life and death!!
Aaron Cheruiyot (@Aaroncheruiyot) profile pictureAaron Cheruiyot
@AaroncheruiyotNov 1
Tandika katiba upitie juu....
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