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Chris 🦑

@_teletext

Comedian

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Joined March 2012
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Burnley FC (@BurnleyOfficial) profile pictureBurnley FC
@BurnleyOfficial14h
We are delighted to announce the appointment of Fabio Celestini as Head Coach. Find out more online 💻

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BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) profile pictureBBC Breaking News
@BBCBreaking17h
Tommy Robinson guilty of harassing two Daily Mail journalists bbc.in/4yIzE9f
Tommy Robinson guilty of harassing Daily Mail journalists

Tommy Robinson guilty of harassing Daily Mail journalists

The 43-year-old is convicted after a week-long trial at Southwark Crown Court.

bbc.co.uk
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Roses are red Skies are grey
Kezzy ➡️ SCOTIA 2027 (@KakedUpKat) profile pictureKezzy ➡️ SCOTIA 2027@KakedUpKatOct 27
Face sitting porn is now illegal in the uk
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Wigan Athletic (@LaticsOfficial) profile pictureWigan Athletic
@LaticsOfficialOct 27
58' - Second change of the evening. 🔁 (1-0) | #wafc
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This happened cos we only had 150 heads in hospitality against Leyton Orient.
c 🇬🇧 (@chzwafc) profile picturec 🇬🇧@chzwafcOct 27
fucking crucify him #wafc
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Remember when supporting Latics was fun?
Wigan Athletic (@LaticsOfficial) profile pictureWigan Athletic
@LaticsOfficial21 Apr 2018
🍻 On the beers, aren’t we?! #wafc 🔵⚪️
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Wigan Athletic squad photo 1997 #WAFC #WiganAthletic #Latics
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The Golden Cobra is the best thing on telly.
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I had this game.
LazerPig (@PigLazer) profile pictureLazerPig@PigLazerOct 26
Today I learned the first video game to allow for Non-Binary gender options was Austin Powers for the Game Boy Color.
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Why is he dressed as Del Boy?
erika 卌⚔️⭐️ (@cliffvrder) profile pictureerika 卌⚔️⭐️@cliffvrderOct 25
just casually met grian chatten from fontaines dc i love this dude
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This is crazy! A twister was spotted in Blackpool during Storm Boelo 💨🌊
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I love owt like this, me.
Stone_808 (@Stone_808) profile pictureStone_808
@Stone_808Oct 25
Nothing beats a @jet2tweets holiday 😳 #737 #Jet2 #StormBoelo #BirminghamAirport #Boeing #EGBB @SkyNews
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Fold the club.
Sky Sports Cricket (@SkyCricket) profile pictureSky Sports Cricket
@SkyCricketOct 25
England lose AGAIN as a magical last-wicket stand from Shadab Khan and Haris Rauf sees Pakistan home in Lahore 🇵🇰😱
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Gen Z won’t piss in the middle urinal.
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Lucy (@LMAsaysno) profile pictureLucy@LMAsaysno25 Apr 2019
Red Stripe at night, workers rights. Red Stripe in the morning, final warning.
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If in doubt.
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Trains without cans is nothing.
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Leigh Sports Village or nothing
Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNewsOct 24
The government is expected to announce a £7m fund to explore an Olympic bid for the north of England in next week's budget. Sky's @joncraig reports. trib.al/TaCBoYP 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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James
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Get Krasner in. #wafc
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