political simpleton. never cool. knows a bit about almost everything. nerd. technically not a fed.
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Got me a movie, ha ha ha ho
Slicing up eyeballs, ha ha ha ho
Girlie so groovie, ha ha ha ho
Don't know about you
But I am un chien andalusia
I am un chien andalusia
I am un chien andalusia
I am un chien andalusia
"We hide from the hk's during the day..."
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks.
By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time.
Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
It's actually this simple.
I knew a guy that went to prison and only had a flip phone when he went in, got out of prison and got an iPhone 13. Never used an “app.”
Within two days he figured it all out enough to where he was having sex with women he met on the phone before even finding a job.
Another buddy of mine hasn’t gotten laid in 10 years on the outside the entire time while working a high paying office job.
I think about this a lot.
Nothing makes a loothappy motherfucker reconsider his choices in life like watching his homie do that lil gurgle cough with a sucking chest wound, simpl as.
You absolutely don't want or need this kind of weapon in that situation.
In a 10/7 situation yes yes yes.
In a Mohammed Merah situation yes yes yes.
You don't shoot looters with machine guns.
Allo the shopkeepers to band together to hire a private police that will actually fight. With batons.
And there can be a second line with guns if they fail to hold the line. But they don't go first.
No one will get looted.
Toe Stubber retweeted
The rules are simply different in India. You will never see a video of the key ceremony nor the third party security audit. In India a family business can be a CA and entrusted with upholding the security of the internet without any meaningful standards whatsoever.
Where @1982VintageNut, @cavannastan and @TriplePineAcres?
I have these two friends.
We call them Lena and Jens. They were into each other but shy. Very shy about it. For years. Not dating anyone else, not moving on, not making moves.
Midsummer, rural sweden. The whole gang is there.
Babytoe has seen his friends want each other for years and do nothing. I'm their mutual friend. They have both confessed their feelings- to me! Not each other.
I'm drunk. I'm like, yes, Imma fix this.
I tell them both come with me.
They do. We find an empty kitchen. I'm like guys don't hate me for this, but...
....you're both suffering needlessly. Both of you have told me about each other. Please, guys, for uncle toe, just be honest to each other.
Much embarrass.
BUT confess.
Kissing. Laughing. Talking.
Toe: great success.
They leave. Her place, in nearby town. (30 min drive)
45 minutes after they leave, my Nokia is going haywire. Is Jens. "Come pick me up"
FUCK
Okok. Where my driver? Find driver, respond like a drunk QRF.
Arrive in town. Locate Jens.
No jacket.
One shoe.
Sullen. Quiet.
Oh no.
Go back to party.
Jens doesn't speak to anyone. Empties a bottle of koskenkorva himself. Passes out.
Not good.
Next day, cure hangover with kebab, get Jens some flipflops.
He asks if I'll come with to Lena. Get his jacket and shoe and wallet.
Sure.
Ask during drive what happened?
(Worth noting; Jens was still a virgin)
Jens tells us they went to her place, made out, all good. She tells him "I'm gonna put on something comfier" jens is happy.
She comes out in a elaborate leather getup. A pair of cuffs in one hand, and a whip with a dildo-shaped handle in the other.
Jens panicked and ran.
I'm shooketh. Lena very prudish.
We get there. Lena opens. Face puffy. Like she's been up crying all night.
Babytoe, always the voice of reason, asks Jens and Lena if maybe they think they should talk?
They say yeah, babytoe, you're right.
Anyhow, they're still married today and have 7 kids.
