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Captain Cooked retweeted
Dr. Paul Thomas lost his medical license for studying 3,324 children and proving that unvaccinated children were much healthier than vaccinated children.
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Dr. Thomas surrendered his Oregon medical license after Oregon Medical Board findings of unprofessional conduct and repeated gross negligence in patient care. The study was retracted for methodological issues; conclusions not supported by strong scientific data.
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Captain Cooked retweeted
Holy SMOKES…
A natural soil bacteria combo just COMPLETELY ERADICATED tumors across MULTIPLE human cancer types in 100% of mice.
COLORECTAL CANCER: 100% ELIMINATED
OVARIAN CANCER: 100% ELIMINATED
PANCREATIC CANCER: 100% ELIMINATED
Two IV doses of a highly synergistic bacterial combination—Proteus mirabilis and Rhodopseudomonas palustris—eliminated every single tumor in the treated mice.
Proteus mirabilis (A-gyo) acts as the primary TUMOR DESTROYER, invading cancer tissue, disrupting tumor blood vessels, and triggering massive cancer-cell death.
Rhodopseudomonas palustris (UN-gyo) suppresses A-gyo’s potentially harmful biological activity while promoting its transformation into tumor-penetrating forms.
Together, they achieved COMPLETE tumor regression with NO observable systemic toxicity at the tested therapeutic dose.
Further research is urgently needed as cancer rates continue to climb.
Captain Cooked retweeted
DIABETES ISN’T JUST SUGAR… IT’S SYSTEMIC PARASITE DISTURBANCE
Everybody talking about glucose…
but nobody talking about what’s disrupting the pancreas itself.
There’s a parasite known as the pancreatic fluke called Eurytrema pancreaticum fluke (trematode)
that lodges in the pancreas and bile ducts…
interfering with enzyme flow, insulin signaling, and cellular communication.
Now listen…
When the pancreas is under attack, insulin becomes chaotic.
That’s when you start seeing “diabetes.”
Parasites don’t just sit in the gut…
They travel. They invade. They feed. They disrupt organs.
And when the body can’t eliminate them…
you get:
• Blood sugar imbalance
• Chronic inflammation
• Fatigue
• Cellular confusion
REAL CLEANSING = ROOT CAUSE WORK
You don’t heal by managing symptoms.
You heal by removing what doesn’t belong.
That’s where this parasite elimination protocol comes in:
• Wormwood – creates an environment parasites can’t survive in
• Fresh Clove – targets parasite eggs (this is key)
• Green Black Walnut Hull – breaks down and expels
Then you follow it with a binder:
• Psyllium Husk – sweeps the intestines clean
• Activated Charcoal – binds toxins + die-off waste
This is about restoring order to the terrain.
If you don’t eliminate… you accumulate.
And accumulation ALWAYS leads to dysfunction.
Captain Cooked retweeted
🎥: "So Red Lodge must have a relatively small police department?"
👮♂️"No, it's a pretty good size little department."
🎥"So how many officers do you have?"
👮♂️" We have a little over seven."
October 22, 2026 in Red Lodge, Montana, Sgt. Jeffrey Purvis of the Red Lodge Police Department handcuffed and cited First Amendment auditor Mike Norton of KULT News.
Norton was charged with disorderly conduct after he filmed from a public sidewalk outside the Altana Federal Credit Union and Purvis confronted him.
What happened:
• A bank teller called about someone taking photos/video on the sidewalk.
• Purvis arrived, questioned Norton, and asked for ID. Norton declined (as is his right under the 4th Amendment when not being detained for a crime). Purvis left.
• About five minutes later, Purvis returned, immediately handcuffed Norton, and put him in the back of the squad car.
• The stated reason: Someone inside the credit union claimed Norton flipped them off after Purvis left.
Norton says he was over 115 feet away, couldn’t even see the people inside, and was nowhere near the building.
He was cited under Montana Code 45-8-101 (disorderly conduct) and released.
Norton has said he plans to fight the citation.
Courts across the country have repeatedly held that flipping someone off is protected speech. There is no state where it is a crime by itself.
Norton says he repeatedly told Purvis he was violating his rights and even suggested the sergeant Google “is it a crime to flip someone off in Montana.”
Watch the full encounter.
❓Did raising his middle finger into the air meet the legal standard for disorderly conduct or did the officer simply not like being told no and came back with a flimsy reason for arrest?
❓What happens when an officer leaves, thinks about it for five minutes, then comes back and handcuffs you for something he didn’t even see?
❓Can a police officer arrest someone for a misdemeanor that someone tells them about or must they see it actually happen before they can make an arrest?
Captain Cooked retweeted
They don’t make episodes like this no more.
Smart Guy🎬
My husband invited his mistress to our tenth wedding anniversary dinner, seated her three chairs away from me, and watched me thank her for coming. But the affair wasn’t what destroyed me. It was discovering that almost everyone at that table had helped him hide it.
There were twelve guests, including my parents, my younger sister, my husband’s brother, and friends we’d known for years. He’d reserved a private dining room at a restaurant where dinner cost more than our monthly mortgage. Everyone was laughing, ordering expensive wine, and telling stories about our marriage. The woman sat beside my sister, wearing a delicate gold bracelet identical to one I’d found in my husband’s car six months earlier. He’d claimed it was a gift for his brother’s girlfriend. I might have dismissed the coincidence if I hadn’t watched my sister lean over and whisper, “You okay? I know tonight’s awkward.” The woman nodded and glanced at my husband. Something cold settled in my stomach. When my husband stepped outside to take a call, I followed him into the hallway. “How long?” I asked. His expression changed immediately. “Please don’t do this here.” That was all the confirmation I needed. “How long?” I repeated. “Almost two years,” he admitted. I stared at him. “And they know?” He didn’t answer. When I walked back into the room, nobody asked why I’d been crying. My mother simply reached across the table, squeezed my hand, and whispered, “Sweetheart, just get through dinner.” I realized then that she wasn’t comforting me. She was asking me to cooperate.
Captain Cooked retweeted
He found another man’s hoodie in her car but does that mean she’s cheating? We call her and try to find out
Captain Cooked retweeted
Replying to @OzorNdiOzor
Jesus, nervous isn’t a crime. Isn’t it hot in Aus? Damn, they are being dicks to this guy.
Captain Cooked retweeted
🇺🇸 I'm fed up with the double standards!
I'm tired of watching the rules change depending on who's involved, which side they're on, or whose narrative needs protecting. Accountability shouldn't be selective, and the truth shouldn't depend on political affiliation.
Same rules. Same standards. Same accountability. For EVERYONE.
🎥 Watch this and tell me what you think. When did demanding fairness and consistency become too much to ask? 👇
Captain Cooked retweeted
A newly released body camera recording from Adams County, Colorado shows a wrongful arrest that ended with an $80,000 settlement and a supervisor apologizing on the side of the road.
Captain Cooked retweeted
カニで呼吸ができなくなるほど笑ったのは生まれて初めてかもしれないw
草を引っこ抜くみたいに、
「ふぬぬぬぬッ‼️イーーーーーーッ😬」ってなってない?
やばい!この子のグッズが欲しい!
狂気じみたコケが猛烈にカワイイ!
振り乱しててカワイイ!
顔が必死でカワイイ!
Captain Cooked retweeted
The U.S. spends a trillion dollars a year on formal defense.
It also has guys like this.
Danko flies a wood-and-fabric MiniMax under FAR Part 103 rules. No pilot certificate required. No medical. Just a sub-254 lb aircraft, a Kawasaki 440 snowmobile engine, and whatever else he feels like bringing along. In recent clips he’s shirtless with a handgun on his hip, low-leveling over fields and runways like it’s a normal Tuesday.
These aren’t theoretical “armed civilians.” They’re people who already own the tools, already operate outside the usual regulatory boxes, and already treat self-reliance as normal. Formal military power is real. So is a large, dispersed population that is comfortable with both flying and carrying. The combination is awkward for anyone who prefers their adversaries neatly organized and easy to target.
Captain Cooked retweeted
Accuse her where everyone can hear it, then move her out when it’s time to admit the mistake.
She’s explaining that she paid, and once they realize she didn’t steal, they take her cart and usher her toward the exit. That makes it look like getting her out of sight matters more than making things right.
I understand watching for shoplifters. But if you embarrass an innocent customer in front of everybody, your apology should have the same audience.
Captain Cooked retweeted
A massive FIGHT broke out at the grocery store after Gemelo got PRESSED by a Racist who told him to stop recording while he was paying for everyone’s food
Captain Cooked retweeted
Tim Hortons on South Korea.
What do you notice that is different from Tims in Canada?























