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We literally did everything they told us to do & then they changed the rules..
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WVU has announced an entire athletic year dedicated to the βThe Logoβ Jerry West
β’ All 18 varsity teams will have a commemorative logo on some gear
β’ MBB will honor Westβs legacy for a future Big 12 game
βThe men's basketball team will also wear Jerry West era throwback uniforms in the selected game similar to those worn in 2004β¦ No. 44 will also adorn the sidelines of the Coliseum court for the 2024-25 season.β
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βYou let your pets sleep with you?β
Sir, I would let my animals represent me in a court of law.
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if miley doesnβt open the 2028 olympics with Party in the USA, i will riot. like all the olympians will quite literally be hopping off the plane at LAX with a dream
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was trying to get my 2yo to nap on vacation, so i offered her a cheddar square to nibble on and said βletβs lie down on our cot and read a book in the nice quiet darkness together.β since then she has been asking to βeat cheese in the darknessβ
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when you are a retired party girl you still have some of that party girl in you. Like no I do not go out 3xs a week anymore but when I make that special appearance the feral rat awakens like an ancient beast
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jesus christ google yes you can have my location. iβm literally just checking the spelling of a word but by all means, sure, know exactly where I am. freak
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I often see a woman in the park picking dandelions. I found out today she picks them for her 32 yo tortoise, Stanley, that her late husband bought her as a 17th wedding anniversary gift (the traditional gift for 17 yrs is shells) as sheβd wanted a tortoise since she was a child.
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Joe Mazzulla (35) becomes the youngest head coach to win the NBA Finals since Bill Russell (34) in 1969
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Joe Mazzulla's improbable coaching career now includes being the youngest head coach to win an NBA championship in 56 years and getting the Celtics their record 18th. For a Rhode Island native, this has to be a dream come true. The Joe Mazzulla story has to become a movie.
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Heβs a WORLD champion and heβs one of us! Congrats Joe. Youβve made Mountaineers all over the world very proud. #HailWV
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One of those leashes parents use for kids but itβs to make sure my friend doesnβt leave me alone at a party
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sometimes your wife is βbabyβ (needs u to pick up something from the store)
sometimes your wife is βbig dogβ (gives u a cig 4 beers deep)
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How can you tell me that 95% of the ocean is unexplored and you know for a FACT that megalodon sharks are extinct?!?! Nope that thang is alive and well down there. I bet thereβs freaking dinosaurs down there. The ocean is literally monster soup you cannot convince me otherwise
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having siblings is so funny. you're like yeah of course i love them but once when i was little they zipped me into a suitcase and pushed me down the stairs
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just watched an attorney grin like the Cheshire Cat when opposing counsel berated him with βyouβre not a doctor, counselorβ and he calmly replied βactually, I am a dual JD MD, and I hold a faculty position at [med school]β and the other guy got so red and mad he called a recess


























