@abbeysbartlets

silly lesbian 🦢 'what would it be like to have sex with allison janney?' ✨ ao3: https://xitter.cf/t.co/V4GjsFQYMa

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knights & squires • an x-files family fic — An ominous dream sends Cassie Mulder-Scully chasing monsters of her parents' past in the name of retribution. Meanwhile, an old enemy hunts Cassie down for a unique genetic mutation she posseses. archiveofourown.org/works/77…
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msr lesbians let's infiltrate and finally get them to win something
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the BEST ship of all time awards 🥳🥳🥳 poll closes in 24 hours! docs.google.com/forms/d/1ffW…

the BEST ship awards

no botting pls

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this guy on the sopranos hit his wife for calling him homophobic and she immediately shot and killed him. most valid crashout ever. i laughed my ass off
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There aren’t enough classically trained gays anymore this video should have thousands of likes
kit@motherposeyOct 25
"you know who i want you to play? katharine hepburn." every time parker posey gets hit with hepburn allegations, the sun comes out and my heart explodes. like that's for ME.
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alright I worked with a list of all 170 e_ot nominees to begin with and narrowed it down -> ~80 women -> ~50 still living -> 16 currently married to a man -> 10 without a grammy nomination here's the final contenders, disregarding the subjective "A-list" requirement
Annette Bening, Cate Blanchett, Jessica Chastain, Laura Linney, Frances McDormand, Janet McTeet, Carey Mulligan, Sophie Okonedo, Brenda Vaccaro, Michaelle Williams

ALT Annette Bening, Cate Blanchett, Jessica Chastain, Laura Linney, Frances McDormand, Janet McTeet, Carey Mulligan, Sophie Okonedo, Brenda Vaccaro, Michaelle Williams

Enty
@entylawyerOct 26
October 26, 2026 Blind Item #8 Speaking of fetishes, this wannabe EGOT actress(nominated or won for everything but a Grammy) is married. Good luck ever seeing her with her husband. She is A list. She loves random bar hookups. She wears a wig. No one recognizes her. She takes them back to her place which she uses for hookups. It is more sterile than a convention center hotel. There will be volumes of books written about this actress. She is by far the strangest actor of this generation.
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investigating. stay tuned
Enty
@entylawyerOct 26
October 26, 2026 Blind Item #8 Speaking of fetishes, this wannabe EGOT actress(nominated or won for everything but a Grammy) is married. Good luck ever seeing her with her husband. She is A list. She loves random bar hookups. She wears a wig. No one recognizes her. She takes them back to her place which she uses for hookups. It is more sterile than a convention center hotel. There will be volumes of books written about this actress. She is by far the strangest actor of this generation.
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nika 🍂@showgirlscully17h
the x-files • fresh bones
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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Andrew (Toycat)
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This is what all of your houses look like to me
Andrew (Toycat)
@ibxtoycatOct 27
I know that people call you autistic or German for this but I really can't look at build hacks like this and not just see a bunch of [functional block] being used in a weird way rather than whatever the author is intending
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Maggie Scully bisexual at 65 one of my greatest ideas ever actually
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have not fully canonized it in the abbyverse yet but it's in one of my drafts 🤠
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msr halloween first time fic dropping this week... interact for a DT 🎃
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depressed af,,, new msr fic coming soon probably #coping
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s🌺@winifredrambovaOct 25
Illustration of Clara Bow for Rough House Rosie (1927). Drawn by Donald Litchfield.
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katharine hepburn as tess harding in Woman of the Year (1942)
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Wumbus@WumbusZeroOct 25
average sub 9 choke
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lu@gillianholroyddOct 26
was introduced to this little guy today………………… it’s so over
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sue her she wants to be wanted !
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the way Parker begged to be seen for Where'd You Go Bernadette but that went to Cate too.........
kit@motherposeyOct 25
"you know who i want you to play? katharine hepburn." every time parker posey gets hit with hepburn allegations, the sun comes out and my heart explodes. like that's for ME.
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abby ♡@abbeysbartletsOct 1
the key • an MSR first time fic "Scully, look... I didn't know what the room key thing meant.” "You didn't?” “You think I would've stayed in bed and watched Shadow of a Doubt for the dozenth time last night if I had?” archiveofourown.org/works/93…
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strap from a midwestern girl and she goes "ope" when it slips out
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